有趣的勵(lì)志名言
名言有很多，那么大家來(lái)看一下小編總結(jié)的吧!接下來(lái)，小編給大家準(zhǔn)備了有趣的勵(lì)志名言,歡迎大家參考與借鑒。
Funny Inspirational Quotes
有趣的勵(lì)志名言
1. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde“
跟悲觀主義的人借錢(qián)吧。他不會(huì)指望你會(huì)還錢(qián)?！?mdash;—奧斯卡•王爾德
2. “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin“
首先醫(yī)生告訴我一個(gè)好消息：有一種疾病將以我的名字命名?！?mdash;—史蒂夫•馬丁
3. “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov“
那些以為自己什么都知道的人對(duì)于確實(shí)知道的我們來(lái)說(shuō)是巨大的煩惱?！?mdash;—艾薩克•阿西莫夫
4. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard“
別對(duì)生活太認(rèn)真了，否則你將永遠(yuǎn)無(wú)法活著逃出去?！?mdash;—阿爾伯特•哈伯德
5. “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire“
生活中唯一的謎團(tuán)是為什么神風(fēng)特攻隊(duì)的飛行員要戴著頭盔。”——艾爾•麥奎爾
6. “Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry“
任何情況下都不要在同一個(gè)晚上同時(shí)服用安眠藥和瀉藥?！?mdash;—戴夫•巴里
7. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Flip Wilson“
如果你認(rèn)為沒(méi)有人在意你是否活著，那就試著躲債?！?mdash;—菲利普•威爾遜
8. “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford“
女人的思路比男人更清晰：因?yàn)樗齻兏８淖??！?mdash;—奧利弗•黑爾福德
9. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright“
我要永遠(yuǎn)活下去，長(zhǎng)久又有意義”——史蒂夫•萊特
10. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” – Unknown“
沒(méi)有什么比在知道是自己做錯(cuò)的情況下還跟別人爭(zhēng)論更糟糕的了?！?mdash;—佚名
11. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle“
如果人類真的在不斷進(jìn)化，為什么母親只有兩只手?”——米爾頓•伯利
12. “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Unkown“
我夢(mèng)想有一個(gè)更加美好的明天，那是一個(gè)小雞能夠過(guò)馬路并且不用被質(zhì)疑動(dòng)機(jī)的明天?！?mdash;—佚名
13. “When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” – Norm Crosby“
當(dāng)你上法庭時(shí)，你將把你的命運(yùn)托付給十二個(gè)不夠聰明以至于無(wú)法擺脫陪審員義務(wù)的人手上?！?mdash;—努姆•克魯斯比
14. “To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.” – Unkown“
人非圣賢孰能無(wú)過(guò)，但把過(guò)錯(cuò)推給別人顯示出了一個(gè)人的管理潛力?！?mdash;—佚名
15. “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones“
守時(shí)伴隨著的一個(gè)缺點(diǎn)是沒(méi)有人會(huì)欣賞他?！?mdash;—富蘭克林•瓊斯
擴(kuò)展：愛(ài)情名人名言范例
1. “Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.“
愛(ài)情就是把別人的幸?？吹帽茸约旱闹匾！?mdash;—杰爾遜•布朗
2. “You can’t blame gravity for falling love.” – Albert Einstein“
你不能因陷入愛(ài)情而責(zé)備重力?！?mdash;—阿爾伯特•愛(ài)因斯坦
3. “Don’t forget to love yourself.” – Soren Kierkegaard“
別忘了愛(ài)你自己?！?mdash;—索倫•克爾凱郭爾
4. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn“
生活中最好的事情是擁有彼此。”——奧黛麗•赫本
5. “I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.“
我決定去愛(ài)。因?yàn)槌鸷奘且粋€(gè)很大的負(fù)擔(dān)?！?mdash;—馬丁•路德•金
6. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle“
愛(ài)情是在兩個(gè)不同的身體里住著同一個(gè)靈魂?！?mdash;—亞里士多德
7. “Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones“
愛(ài)情不能使地球運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)，但愛(ài)情能讓你的人生旅途更有價(jià)值?！?mdash;—富蘭克林•瓊斯
8. “I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.” – Unknown“
我看著你，預(yù)視到了你將會(huì)陪我走過(guò)余生?！?mdash;—佚名
9. “The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.” – Helen Keller “
世界上最美好的事情往往是看不見(jiàn)也聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)的，我們必須用心去感受?！焙?bull;凱勒
10. “I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.” – Lord of The Rings“
我寧愿花一輩子和你在一起，也不愿意獨(dú)自一人走完一生。”——《指環(huán)王》
11. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.” – Herman Hesse“
因?yàn)槟?，我才知道了什么是?ài)情?！?mdash;—赫爾曼•黑塞
12. “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” – Plato“
戀愛(ài)中的每個(gè)人都是詩(shī)人?！?mdash;—柏拉圖
13. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao-Tzu“
被一個(gè)人深愛(ài)會(huì)給予你力量，而愛(ài)一個(gè)人會(huì)給你勇氣?！?mdash;—老子
14. “Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken“
愛(ài)情就像一場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)：很容易開(kāi)始，卻很難結(jié)束。”——亨利•路易斯•門(mén)肯
15. “Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all.” – Ernest Hemingway“
愛(ài)過(guò)，又失去愛(ài)，總好過(guò)從未愛(ài)過(guò)。”——歐內(nèi)斯特•米勒爾•海明威
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