讀點(diǎn)笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)
很多英語(yǔ)國(guó)家在漫長(zhǎng)的歷史中，廣泛流傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話(huà)。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了幾則經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，給大家來(lái)分享一下，希望大家開(kāi)心一笑，也能從中提高英語(yǔ)水平。一起來(lái)看看吧!
讀點(diǎn)笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)：猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰
As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time.
作為一個(gè)小學(xué)的樂(lè)隊(duì)指揮，為了確保學(xué)生投入足夠的時(shí)間練習(xí)，我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習(xí)單。
I had to laugh, however, when one parent wrote on her child's sheet, "Practiced 17 minutes, but it seemed like hours.
可是有一次，一位家長(zhǎng)的簽字把我逗樂(lè)了。練習(xí)單上寫(xiě)著：“練習(xí)了17分鐘，但猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰?！?/p>
【注釋】
(1) band n.樂(lè)隊(duì)
(2) instructor n.指揮
(3) turn in上交;歸還
(4) signed by their parents:由他們的父母簽名的。這是一個(gè)分詞短語(yǔ)作定語(yǔ)修飾sheets.
(5) so I can be sure they are putting in enough time:這樣我才能確定他們投入了足夠的時(shí)間。這是so that 引導(dǎo)的目的狀語(yǔ)從句，其中that省略。
讀點(diǎn)笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)：聰明狗
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱(chēng)：要是給了愛(ài)犬錢(qián)，它便會(huì)到賣(mài)報(bào)亭買(mǎi)份報(bào)紙來(lái)。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來(lái)個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢(qián)。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過(guò)去了，仍不見(jiàn)它帶報(bào)紙回來(lái)。
"how much did you give him?" asked the owner.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱(chēng)：要是給了愛(ài)犬錢(qián)，它便會(huì)到賣(mài)報(bào)亭買(mǎi)份報(bào)紙來(lái)。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來(lái)個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢(qián)。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過(guò)去了，仍不見(jiàn)它帶報(bào)紙回來(lái)。
"five dollars.
“五元。”
"well, that explains it. when you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.
"這就是了。你給它五元錢(qián)時(shí)，它就去看電影。
【注釋】
(1) claim v.聲稱(chēng)
(2) when given money是 when he was given money 的省略
(3) news stall n.售報(bào)亭
(4) insist on 堅(jiān)持
(5) demonstration n.演示
(6) trot off 小步跑開(kāi)
讀點(diǎn)笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)：讓我的司機(jī)來(lái)回答
A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off.
一個(gè)著名科學(xué)家起程去再作一個(gè)講座。他的司機(jī)出了個(gè)主意：“老板，您的講座我已聽(tīng)了這么多次了。我打賭我能作這個(gè)講座，讓您休息一個(gè)晚上?！?/p>
"sounds great," the scientist said.“
那太好了?！笨茖W(xué)家說(shuō)
When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
到了禮堂，科學(xué)家戴上了司機(jī)的帽子，坐在了后排。而司機(jī)走上了講臺(tái)，作講演。講演結(jié)束后，他問(wèn)聽(tīng)眾是否有什么問(wèn)題。
"Yes," said one processor.Then he launched into a highly technical question.
一個(gè)教授說(shuō)有，并提出了一個(gè)高深的學(xué)術(shù)問(wèn)題。
The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. " That's an easy one, " he replied, "so easy, I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it. "
司機(jī)一時(shí)被問(wèn)懵了，但很快就鎮(zhèn)定下來(lái)。“這很容易，”他說(shuō)，“太容易了，我要讓我的司機(jī)來(lái)回答?！?/p>
【注釋】
(1) on one's way (to)某人在……的路上
(2) chauffeur n.受雇駕駛私人汽車(chē)之司機(jī)
(3) give you the night off讓你休息一個(gè)晚上
讀點(diǎn)笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)：富有挑戰(zhàn)性的搜尋
A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar. "
一個(gè)婦人打開(kāi)前門(mén)，看到兩個(gè)男孩手里拿著一張字條。“夫人，”其中一個(gè)解釋道，“我們?cè)趯?。我們需要三顆麥粒、一塊豬排骨、一張用過(guò)的復(fù)寫(xiě)紙來(lái)掙一美元?！?/p>
"Wow," the woman replied, "who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
“哦，”那位婦女回答道：“誰(shuí)讓你們作這樣富有挑戰(zhàn)性的搜尋的?”
"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend. "
“是我們保姆的男朋友?！?/p>
【注釋】
(1) pork-chop 豬肉排
(2) carbon paper復(fù)寫(xiě)紙
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