超級(jí)搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎
超級(jí)搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎
“腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎”是一種常見(jiàn)的智力游戲,其特點(diǎn)是突破思維慣性,進(jìn)行“思維體操”,在外部表現(xiàn)上則是一種“語(yǔ)言游戲”。以下是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家準(zhǔn)備的搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 ，希望大家喜歡!
搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 (一)
1. What wears a cap but has no head? 答案：A bottle.
2. What rises in the morning and waves all day? 答案：A flag.
3. What is an astronomer?(天文學(xué)家)? 答案：A night watchman with a college education.
4. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? 答案：Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
5. What is wind? 答案：Air in a hurry.
6. What comes after the letter "A"? 答案：All the other letters.
7. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案：Teapot.
8. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案：Short.
9. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案：A barber.
10. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.
11. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.
12. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
13. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.
14. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
15. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 (二)
1. What always travels on foot?A shoe.
2. Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.
3. What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕頭)
4. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?答案：He can't read.
5. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.
6. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案：Cool!
7. What is never used until it's broken? 答案：An egg.
8. What's a skeleton?(骨架) 答案：It's a lot of bones without the person on them!
9. What is dark but made by light? 答案：A shadow.
10. What can you break with only one word? 答案：Silence.
11. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案：The light.
12. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why? 答案：Because the truck driver was walking.
13. Where can milk be best stored? 答案：In a cow.
14. Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
15. What's the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案：The ice.
搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 (三)
1. 世界上的豬都死光了(猜一首歌名)。答案：至少還有你!
2. 水邊役人雙雙去，兒戴寶冠頭已剃，金蓮難走唯行寸，爾等伊人來(lái)相聚，蓮花去頭文滿車，公公累得斷右臂，一十八竹連一片，芍藥落花白了地，猜八個(gè)字!答案：沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)你這么笨的 !
3. 烏龜為什么會(huì)突然「一個(gè)頭兩個(gè)大」咧?(答案：因?yàn)闉觚斦谙脒@個(gè)問(wèn)題…)
4. 傳說(shuō)唐僧四師徒都有一個(gè)對(duì)應(yīng)的稱號(hào)，分別對(duì)應(yīng)的是：孫悟空的是“正”，唐僧的是“義”，豬八戒的是“到”，沙僧的是“來(lái)”(說(shuō)完之后就問(wèn)別人)，好了，那讓你給我考考吧，豬八戒!嘻嘻，別人肯定說(shuō)“到”!
5. A：你知道什么動(dòng)物最喜歡問(wèn)為什么嗎?B：不知道呀!A：豬呀!B：為什么呢?A：因?yàn)槟憔褪且活^大豬!
6. 26英文字母哪個(gè)最笨?答案：U(YOU)!
7. A：昨天晚上我睡夢(mèng)夢(mèng)見(jiàn)了你!你知道嗎?我夢(mèng)見(jiàn)你拿著一把菜刀在追趕一只豬，追到一個(gè)懸崖你們就停下了，突然，這只豬就人立了起來(lái)，居然對(duì)你吟了一首古詩(shī)，你知道是什么嗎?B：不知道啊。A：它說(shuō)的是：本是同根生，相煎何太急!
8. 你鼓勵(lì)別人(猜一種食品名)。答案：朱(豬)古力!
9. 米的媽媽是誰(shuí)?答案：米的媽媽是花(花生米)
10. 米的爸爸是誰(shuí)?答案：米的爸爸是蝶 (蝶戀花)
11. 米的愛(ài)人是誰(shuí)?答案：老鼠 (老鼠愛(ài)大米)
12. 米的外婆是誰(shuí)?答案：米的外婆是妙筆 (妙筆生花)
13. 米的外公是誰(shuí)?答案：米的外公是爆 (爆米花)
14. 一個(gè)新老公和一只新買的狗有什么不同?答案： 新買的狗一年后看到你還是很興奮
15. 波波男不小心吞下了1元，波爸把他倒過(guò)來(lái)拍，卻吐出10元，這時(shí)波爸該怎么辦呢?答案： 繼續(xù)喂他一元
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