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　　英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

　　Questions:

　　1.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely

　　poor grades

　　彼得糟糕透頂?shù)某煽?jī)單說(shuō)明什么問(wèn)題

　　2.What would George Washington be most famous for if he

　　were alive today

　　如果喬治 華盛頓今天還活著,那么他最為著名的是什么

　　3.What does everybody do at the same time

　　所有的人同時(shí)在做同一件什么事情

　　4.What resembles half a pie

　　什么東西像半塊餅

　　Keys:

　　1.He didn't cheat.

　　他沒(méi)有作弊.

　　2.Old age.

　　高壽.

　　3.Grow old.

　　變老.

　　4. The other half.

　　餅的另一半.

　　Notes:

　　1.record card成績(jī)單

　　英語(yǔ)繞口令

　　1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

　　你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎?

　　2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

　　我希望夢(mèng)想著你夢(mèng)想中的夢(mèng)想，但是如果你夢(mèng)想著女巫的夢(mèng)想，我就不想夢(mèng)想著你夢(mèng)想中的夢(mèng)想。

　　3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!

　　我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋!

　　4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

　　如果一個(gè)好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅?zāi)?一個(gè)好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。

　　5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.

　　這個(gè)司機(jī)喝醉了，他把醫(yī)生的車(chē)開(kāi)進(jìn)了一個(gè)大深溝里。

　　6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not. Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot. We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.

　　無(wú)論是晴天或是陰天。 無(wú)論是冷或是暖， 不管喜歡與否，我們都要經(jīng)受風(fēng)霜雨露。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話故事

　　1 irteen States

　　"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I can't, teacher" "Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded. "Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.

　　2 lking on the Telephone

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.

　　The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him.

　　He is listening though."Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"

　　3 aying Octopus

　　This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him."

　　Two guys bet fifty dollars each that the octopus can't play their instruments.

　　The first guy hands over his French horn and the octopus starts to play it.

　　The second guy hands over his tuba and sure enough the octopus starts to play it.

　　The bartender then walks into the back room and comes back five minutes later with a set ofbagpipes and bets all the money in the drawer that the octopus wouldn't be able to play it. He hands over the bagpipes to the octopus and waits.

　　After about a minute of watching the octopus run its tentacles over the bagpipe the owner of the octopus says, "Come on now! Play it!"

　　The octopus replies, "What do you mean play it?! If I can figure out how to get the plaidpajamas off of it, I'm gonna screw it!"