英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎里也有搞笑版的哦。下面就讓學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶大家去看一下吧。

　　1. What will you break once you say it? (什么東西一說出來就打破?)

　　Silence. (沉默)

　　2. Will liars be honest after they die? (騙子死了之后會(huì)誠實(shí)嗎?)

　　No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不會(huì)，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動(dòng)，依舊撒謊。)

　　3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么東西只升不降?)

　　Your age. (你的年齡)

　　4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽光下?)

　　He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一條熱狗。)

　　5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)

　　Because someone will give her away. (因?yàn)橛腥藭?huì)揭發(fā)她。Give away 揭發(fā)，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎)

　　6. Why is the library the highest building?(為什么圖書館是最高的建筑物?)

　　It has the most stories. (它的樓層最多。Story 故事，樓層)

　　7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的橋梁是什么?)

　　The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

　　8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北極與南極的區(qū)別是什么?)

　　A whole world. (整個(gè)世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別)

　　9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作?)

　　They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面)

　　10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鳥能舉起重物?)

　　Crane. (鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機(jī))

　　11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容納50人，現(xiàn)在已有49人。這時(shí)一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什么?)

　　Because is a pigbot. (那是潛水艇。pigbot，潛水艇)

　　14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最貧窮的銀行是什么?)

　　The river bank。(河岸。)

　　15. What month do soldiers hate?(軍人憎恨什么月?)

　　March。(行軍。)

　　1 what animal has no wings yet will fly?

　　2 there are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.

　　there are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.

　　there are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.

　　how many ducks are there?

　　3 where can a dog get another tail?

　　4 why the pig is always eating?

　　5 what is the longest word in the world?

　　6 why the dogs afaid t sunbath?

　　7 why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?

　　8 why does time fly?

　　答案：

　　1Caterpillar 毛蟲

　　原因：因?yàn)榈人兂闪艘恢缓院螅蜁?huì)飛了。

　　2Four兩排，每排兩個(gè)

　　3At a retail store(在零售商店)

　　4He's making a hog of himself. 它想成為一只肉豬

　　5SmilesBecause there's a mile between the letter 's'. 微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。

　　6Because dogs do not want to be hot dogs.因?yàn)樗鼈儾幌氤蔀闊峁?/p>

　　They make a little food go a long way. 因?yàn)樗鼈儾弊娱L，一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。

　　8To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人