四年級英語幽默小故事帶翻譯(2)
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四年級英語幽默小故事篇五
New Dad
初為人父
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.
孩子剛出生不久后的一天,當(dāng)媽的要出去辦點事,所以把照看孩子的光榮任務(wù)交給了那位新爸爸。
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.
可是,媽媽剛出去一會,孩子就開始哭了。那位新爸爸使盡了渾身解數(shù),但就是沒法讓孩子不哭。最后,孩子爸爸有點擔(dān)心了,決定抱著孩子去找醫(yī)生看看。
After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.
醫(yī)生聽新爸爸說完事情的經(jīng)過,開始給孩子作檢查,先是檢查孩子的耳朵,然后是胸部,最后檢查到系尿布的地方。當(dāng)醫(yī)生打開尿布時,他發(fā)現(xiàn)尿布里面已經(jīng)裝得滿滿當(dāng)當(dāng)?shù)摹?/p>
"Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."
“問題就在這里了”,醫(yī)生解釋說?!澳闫鋵嵔o孩子換個尿布他就不會哭了。”
The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"
新爸爸一臉困惑地說,“但是尿布上的包裝特別顯眼地寫著‘適用至10磅’啊!”
四年級英語幽默小故事篇六
It might be the light
可能是光的緣故吧
Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
在田納西州叢林的深處,一個山里人的妻子半夜時分臨產(chǎn),一名醫(yī)生被叫來幫手接生。
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
因為那個地方?jīng)]有通電,醫(yī)生把燈籠遞給那個快要當(dāng)爸爸的農(nóng)夫,說,“把這個高高舉著,這樣,我好干活”。很快,一名男嬰降臨到這人世界上。
“Hey there,” said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.
“嘿”,醫(yī)生說,“別著急把燈籠放下來,我覺得還有一個小孩要生出來。”,果然,沒幾分鐘,醫(yī)生又接生了一個嬰兒,這回是個女孩。“燈籠舉高點,不要坐下來,還有”,醫(yī)生說。
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
又過了幾分鐘,第三個孩子降生了。
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
“別,別著急放下燈籠,看來,還有一個要出來!”,醫(yī)生不由得驚叫起來。
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attracting them?
山里人撓頭抓耳,不明白是怎么回事,于是問醫(yī)生,“你覺得是不是,這些小家伙看到光所以爬出來了?”
四年級英語幽默小故事篇七
Guests for dinner
晚餐賓客
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb.
一個小家伙老喜歡吮自己的大拇指, 這可是個壞習(xí)慣。
His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
他媽媽最后跟他說,如果他再吮大拇指的話,他就會變得很胖。
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge.
兩個星期后的一天,她媽媽正跟幾個朋友在玩橋牌。
The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"
小家伙指著一個因懷孕而體型明顯發(fā)胖的女人說,“啊,哈! 我知道你一直在做什么!”
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