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　　What do men think when women cry?

　　女人哭的時(shí)候，男人在想什么?

　　獲得5.2K好評(píng)的答案@Megan Walker

　　Genuinely curious as to his thought process, I just asked my husband this question.

　　我剛剛問(wèn)過(guò)我丈夫這個(gè)問(wèn)題，出于我對(duì)他的思考過(guò)程真是太好奇了。

　　Me: Babe, what do you think when you see me crying?

　　我說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，你看見(jiàn)我哭的時(shí)候，是什么感受啊?”

　　Husband: Oh, shit.

　　我丈夫說(shuō)：“噢，你妹的。”

　　There was zero hesitation on his part.

　　他完全沒(méi)有任何猶豫地脫口而出了。

　　獲得53好評(píng)的回答：@Jimeet Shah

　　Whenever I see a woman crying the famous words from Matthew Henry start playing in my head.

　　每當(dāng)我看到一個(gè)女人哭泣的時(shí)候，我腦海里都會(huì)想起馬太·亨利的名言：

　　“Be careful if you make a women cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s ribs. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.”

　　“如果你讓一個(gè)女人哭泣了，那你得小心哦，因?yàn)樯系鄱加浿亍Ｅ耸菑哪腥说睦吖侵姓Q生的。不是從他的腳下長(zhǎng)出去而任他隨意對(duì)待的，也不是從他的腦袋長(zhǎng)出來(lái)而比他高一等。而是要站到他的身邊和他平起平坐，在他的臂膀下被小心呵護(hù)，放在心里邊兒被全心愛(ài)著。”

　　獲得51好評(píng)的回答：@Akshay Vannery

　　Emergency! Emergency!! How do I fix this STAT?

　　紅色預(yù)警!紅色預(yù)警!這種情況下要怎么補(bǔ)救?

　　a. Tub of Chocolate ice-cream

　　買桶巧克力冰淇淋給她吃!

　　b. Apologies

　　道歉

　　c. Generous helping of a + b?

　　買冰淇淋+道歉

　　If c. doesn't work, you're screwed!

　　如果C項(xiàng)都起不了作用，你!搞!砸!了!