雙語(yǔ)閱讀：十二句俏皮話為你解析何為婚姻

　　以下是小編整理的英語(yǔ)文章： 十二句俏皮話為你解析何為婚姻，希望能對(duì)大家的英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)有幫助。

　　This week, HuffPost Weddings highlighted a handful of tweets that summed up the marriage experience.

　　本周，赫芬頓郵報(bào)婚禮專(zhuān)欄為大家?guī)?lái)了一系列推文，總結(jié)了婚姻生活經(jīng)歷。

　　"Turns out, marriage is mostly just walking behind your wife carrying heavy things," one tweeter mused. "Marriage is essentially agreeing to share 50 percent of your ice cream forever," another lamented.“

　　看起來(lái)，婚姻似乎就是跟在老婆后面幫著提重物的苦力。”一個(gè)推客若有所思的說(shuō)。“婚姻就是原則上你同意永久地將冰激凌分一半給另一方。”另一位痛惜地說(shuō)道。

　　The roundup was pithy and sweet, but let's be honest here: Married life can be a lot rougher than having to go halfsies on a bowl of rocky road.

　　這些摘要簡(jiǎn)潔有力又不失可愛(ài)，但是我們需要正視的是：婚姻生活遠(yuǎn)比想象中的倆人分擔(dān)付生活費(fèi)要復(fù)雜艱難的多。

　　Below, 12 tweets that perfectly capture what married life is really like in less than 140 characters.

　　下面12個(gè)推文用少于140個(gè)字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真諦。

　　1. Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out.

　　婚姻猶如一個(gè)公共廁所。沒(méi)有進(jìn)去的人迫不及待的想要沖進(jìn)去。而進(jìn)去的人又迫不及待地想出來(lái)。

　　— Stephanie Robinson (@adhesivesquish) April 30, 2015

　　2. Marriage:is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

　　婚姻，猶如去餐館吃飯。你點(diǎn)了你想要吃的，但當(dāng)你看到旁邊人點(diǎn)的菜后，你又想要他點(diǎn)的菜。

　　— Susie Creamcheese (@LunaticOnEdge) June 3, 2010

　　3. Marriage is like waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park. You spend 99% of the time pissed off for 1% of intense pleasure.

　　婚姻猶如在游樂(lè)場(chǎng)排隊(duì)等著玩。你花費(fèi)了99%的時(shí)間在排隊(duì)生氣，而真正快樂(lè)消遣的時(shí)光只有1%。

　　— busty&blunt (@attsmcjay) April 15, 2015

　　4. Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one.

　　婚姻猶如將你手機(jī)上所有的APP都刪除而唯有一款是不能刪的。

　　— Haider (@LeMeHaider) April 2, 2015

　　5. Marriage is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

　　婚姻猶如玩橋牌。如果你沒(méi)有好的隊(duì)友，那就期待有手好牌吧。

　　— Dustin Not Hoffman (@Epicdaddy) April 27, 2015

　　6. Marriage is like a constant struggle to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute.

　　婚姻猶如一場(chǎng)持續(xù)不停的智力拼圖游戲，你費(fèi)盡心思地想要拼好它，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)所有的拼圖分分鐘不停的在變形狀。

　　— TD (@ttrinadasgupta) April 19, 2015

　　7. Marriage is like a video game.Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat.

　　婚姻就是一場(chǎng)電子游戲。開(kāi)始很簡(jiǎn)單，慢慢的開(kāi)始變難，漸漸地你就開(kāi)始上癮并最終發(fā)現(xiàn)作弊的奧秘。

　　— Chris Burns (@OneFunnyBastard) April 3, 2015

　　8. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins.

　　婚姻猶如玩地產(chǎn)大亨游戲。剛開(kāi)始挺有趣，慢慢的開(kāi)始變得無(wú)聊，然后你突然發(fā)現(xiàn)有人從銀行偷走了錢(qián)，這下誰(shuí)也贏不了了。

　　— Roma Lott (@Roma_Lott) April 7, 2015

　　9. Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like.

　　如果你想知道婚姻是什么樣子的，把你日常交通工具的導(dǎo)航聲音開(kāi)到最大你就知道了。

　　— Jennifer Chambers (@JenniTheUs) April 20, 2015

　　10. A bad #marriage is like a horrible job.You are happy to have one but always look out for other options.

　　一段糟糕的婚姻猶如一個(gè)糟糕的工作。你很樂(lè)于有份工作但是你會(huì)不停的尋找其它選擇。

　　— lovetto nazareth (@lovettonazareth) April 15, 2015

　　11. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

　　婚姻猶如午夜兇鈴：首先聽(tīng)到玲響，然后你醒了。

　　— YourTango Experts (@YTExperts) February 16, 2010

　　12. Marriage is like a beanbag; comfortable for a while then bloody difficult to get out of.

　　婚姻就像一個(gè)懶人沙發(fā);剛開(kāi)始坐進(jìn)去很舒服，然后你發(fā)現(xiàn)想要出來(lái)很困難。

　　— Winter Foenander (@ComedyDefect) April 13, 2015