會(huì)心一笑：傻爸爸

　　Alexander the Great

　　Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.”

　　“Yes，” said Landon，“he couldn't help it，for you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

　　亞歷山大大帝

　　蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。老師有點(diǎn)不悅，對(duì)他說(shuō)道：

　　“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進(jìn)步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個(gè)年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個(gè)世界。”

　　“是啊，”蘭登說(shuō)，“他沒(méi)法不那樣。博士先生，您回想一下史實(shí)，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”

　　A Silly Father

　　Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, “Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face.” Hearing that, Mr. White became very

　　angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said,“ You beat my son and I dare to beat yours.”

　　傻爸爸

　　懷特先生在房間里看電視，他八歲的兒子走進(jìn)來(lái)哭著說(shuō)：“爸爸，剛才爺爺打了我一耳光。”懷特先生聽了非常生氣，突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，說(shuō)：“你打我兒子，我也敢打你兒子。”