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Ask for Help? 為什么要我?guī)湍?</p><p> 　　Drowner: Help!! I’m drowning!!</p><p> 　　溺水者：救命呀!!我溺水了!!</p><p> 　　Helper: Don’t worry! Just do exactly as I say and you’ll be fine!</p><p> 　　Helper: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!</p><p> 　　幫手：別擔心!照我說的做，你會沒事的!</p><p> 　　幫手：你要吸空氣，不要吸水進到肺部呀!</p><p> 　　Drowner: I can’t…! I don’t think…!</p><p> 　　Drowner: Glue…Glue…Glue…</p><p> 　　溺水者：不行呀。。。我不認為。。。</p><p> 　　溺水者：咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕(不斷嗆水中。。)</p><p> 　　Disappeared…</p><p> 　　(在水中沉沒了。。)</p><p> 　　Helper: If he isn’t going to accept my help, why did he ask?</p><p> 　　幫手：他都不接收我的幫助，干嘛要問我呀?</p> </div> <div id="e286xo47mbob" class="y_ju"><script type="text/javascript">a("conten");</script></div> <div id="e286xo47mbob" class="pnum"> <ul id="page_slice"> <div id="e286xo47mbob" class="clear"></div> </ul> </div> </article>  <div id="e286xo47mbob" class="list_hot ar_related bj_mt20 louti"> <h4 class="title2 title2_te">相關文章</h4> <ul class="bj_mt20"> <li id="e286xo47mbob" class="lb_3 chao"> <time>09-02</time> <a href="http://www.yishupeixun.net/swgwsm/2320554.html" title="十萬個為什么故事【500】字" target="_blank">十萬個為什么故事【500】字</a> </li> <li id="e286xo47mbob" class="lb_3 chao"> <time>09-02</time> <a href="http://www.yishupeixun.net/swgwsm/2205095.html" title="十萬個為什么【600】字范文" target="_blank">十萬個為什么【600】字范文</a> </li> <li id="e286xo47mbob" 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