寧可少說(shuō)一句笑話，不愿失去一位朋友。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的超級(jí)搞笑的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超級(jí)搞笑的英文笑話精選

　　(一)

　　Tony and his father are eating dinner.

　　Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

　　Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question.”

　　But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

　　蒼蠅好吃嗎?

　　托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

　　突然，托尼問(wèn)他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”

　　爸爸皺眉說(shuō)：“我想不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題?這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問(wèn)題。”

　　可是托尼說(shuō)：“剛才你盤子里有一只蒼蠅。”

　　(二)

　　Count Tomorrow Morning

　　It's a right. John is looking at the sky.

　　Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

　　John says, “I'm counting stars.”

　　Tom laughs and says, “It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”

　　明天早上數(shù)

　　這是一個(gè)晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。

　　湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問(wèn)約翰：“你在干什么?”

　　約翰說(shuō)：“我在數(shù)星星。”

　　湯姆笑著說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢?”

　　超級(jí)搞笑的英文笑話閱讀

　　(一)

　　I've Just Bitten My Tongue

　　“Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother.

　　“Yes, dear,” she replied - “Why do you ask?”

　　“Cause I've just bitten my tongue! ”

　　Notes:

　　(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

　　(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因?yàn)槲覄傄Я俗约旱纳囝^。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。

　　我剛咬破自己的舌頭

　　“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問(wèn)它的母親。

　　“是的，親愛的，”她回答說(shuō)，“你問(wèn)這個(gè)干什么?”

　　“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”

　　(二)

　　Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　Jack: Certainly.

　　Tom: And why?

　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

　　湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

　　杰克：當(dāng)然應(yīng)該了。

　　湯姆：為什么?

　　杰克：否則他就該跟我借了

　　超級(jí)搞笑的英文笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　I Don't Like Her

　　Bob goes to a new school.

　　One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.

　　“I don't like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

　　我不喜歡她

　　鮑勃的去了所新學(xué)校。

　　一天，他回到家，他媽媽問(wèn)他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”

　　“不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因?yàn)樗日f(shuō)3加3等于6，然后她又說(shuō)2加4等于6.”

　　(二)

　　Father's Things

　　When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

　　Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

　　One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

　　Then he said angrily, “Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?”

　　“Yes, Father, it is,” answered Tom.

　　“And that shirt's mine too.”

　　“Yes, that's yours too,” answered Tom.

　　“And you're wearing my belt!” said Mr. Howard.

　　“Yes, I am, Father,” answered Tom. “You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?”

　　父親的東西

　　湯姆?；舻氯A十七歲的時(shí)候，長(zhǎng)得和父親一樣高了，于是當(dāng)他晚上和朋友一起出去時(shí)，就開始借父親的衣服穿。

　　霍德華先生可不喜歡這樣，當(dāng)他發(fā)現(xiàn)他的兒子穿他的衣服時(shí)，總是非常生氣。

　　一天晚上，湯姆下樓準(zhǔn)備出去，父親在門廳里攔住了他。他細(xì)細(xì)打量著湯姆的穿著。

　　然后他氣呼呼地說(shuō)：“湯姆，那不是我的一條領(lǐng)帶嗎?”

　　湯姆回答說(shuō)：“是的，父親，是你的領(lǐng)帶。”

　　“還有那襯衫也是我的。”

　　“是的，襯衫也是你的。”湯姆回答說(shuō)。

　　“還有呢，你連皮帶也用我的。”霍德華先生說(shuō)。

　　“是的，父親，”湯姆回答說(shuō)，“你不愿意讓你的褲子掉下來(lái)吧?”