初中英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的初中英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　初中英語小笑話帶翻譯精選

　　(一)

　　A Clever dog

　　A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.

　　"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.

　　"Five dollars.

　　"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."

　　Notes:

　　(1) claim v.聲稱

　　(2) when given money是 when he

　　was given money 的省略

　　(3) news stall n.售報(bào)亭

　　(4) insist on 堅(jiān)持

　　(5) demonstration n.演示

　　(6) trot off 小步跑開

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　?、?What could the dog do, according the owner, when it was given money?

　　A. It could trot.

　　B. It could understand the news.

　　C. It could go to the news stall to buy a paper.

　　D. It could tell the news on a paper.

　　② Why did his friend insist on a demonstration?

　　A. Because he had a doubt about it.

　　B. Because he wanted to see whether this dog was as good as his .

　　C. Because he had too much money to know how to spend it.

　　D. Because he liked this game.

　?、?How much money should the man give the dog to make him buy a paper?

　　A. One dollar

　　B. Two dollars

　　C. Five dollars

　　D. It didn't say.

　?、?How long did the two men wait for the dog to return?

　　A. Half an hour

　　B. One hour

　　C. One and a half hour

　　D. Two hours

　?、?Where did the dog go, according to the owner?

　　A. To the news stall.

　　B. To the owner's house.

　　C. To the cinema

　　D. It was missing.

　　14.聰明狗

　　一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會到賣報(bào)亭買份報(bào)紙來。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過去了，仍不見它帶報(bào)紙回來。

　　“你給了它多少錢?”狗的主人問。

　　“五元。”

　　“這就是了。你給它五元錢時(shí)，它就去看電影。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　①C②A③D④B⑤C

　　(二)

　　It Seemed like Hours

　　As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to laugh, however, when one parent wrote on her child's sheet, "Practiced 17 minutes, but it seemed like hours.

　　Notes:

　　(1) band n.樂隊(duì)

　　(2) instructor n.指揮

　　(3) turn in上交;歸還

　　(4) signed by their parents:由他們的父母簽名的。這是一個(gè)分詞短語作定語修飾sheets.

　　(5) so I can be sure they are putting in enough time:這樣我才能確定他們投入了足夠的時(shí)間。這是so that 引導(dǎo)的目的狀語從句，其中that省略。

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、誤(F)：

　?、?The author is a member of the musical band at the elementary school.

　　② The instructor requires the students to hand in practice sheets once a month.

　?、?The purpose of the instructor's requirement is to make sure that the students are putting in enough time.

　?、?One child practiced for several hours, but the parent mistook for only 17 minutes.

　　⑤ From the passage we can infer that the parent is not keen on music.

　　15.猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰

　　作為一個(gè)小學(xué)的樂隊(duì)指揮，為了確保學(xué)生投入足夠的時(shí)間練習(xí)，我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習(xí)單?？墒怯幸淮?，一位家長的簽字把我逗樂了。練習(xí)單上寫著：“練習(xí)了17分鐘，但猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　①F②F③T④F⑤T

　　初中英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　(一)

　　Mothers Feet

　　To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to talk about a home-improvement project. As he and my mother sat across the table discussing the renovations, my mother slipped off her shoes and mindlessly soothed Lacy with her feet. My mother had been talking for about a half-hour when to her great embarrassment she heard Lacy bark outside the front door.

　　Notes:

　　(1) prevent (from)v.避免;阻止

　　(2) pester v.使苦惱;困擾

　　(3) massage v.按摩;揉捏

　　(4) lounge v.懶洋洋地坐著或站著

　　(5) contractor n.承包商

　　(6) improvement n.改進(jìn);改善

　　(7) renovation n.修復(fù);修理

　　(8) slip off滑脫;掉

　　(9) mindlessly adv.不注意地

　　(10) soothe v.撫慰;使鎮(zhèn)靜

　　(11) embarrassment n.局促;不安

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答問題：

　?、?What kind of a dog was Lacy?

　?、?What did the mother often do to make visitors feel at home?

　?、?Who came one day? What for?

　?、?How long had the mother been talking when she felt greatly embarrassed?

　?、?Why did she feel embarrassed?

　　16.母親的腳

　　為避免我們的狗，萊希，糾纏來訪的客人，我母親常在愛犬喜歡呆的地方，即餐桌下面，摩昵它。一天，一個(gè)建筑商來談居室裝潢工程。在這人和我母親坐在餐桌邊談居室的修茸時(shí)，我母親滑脫了她的鞋子，開始不經(jīng)意地用腳摩蹭起萊希來。談話進(jìn)行了半個(gè)小時(shí)的時(shí)候，我母親突然感到很不好意思起來，因?yàn)檫@時(shí)她聽到了萊希在前門外的犬吠聲。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　① She is a dog that likes to pester visitors.

　?、?She massaged her.

　?、?A contractor came for home-improvement project.

　　④ About a half-hour.

　?、?Because she was massaging not the dog but the contractor' s foot.

　　(二)

　　I Want to Get Out

　　A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.

　　The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"

　　"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out

　　Notes:

　　(1) obviously adv.明顯的

　　(2) inebriated adj.酒醉的

　　(3) slam v.砰然放下

　　(4) interject v.突然插話

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文填空：

　?、貯 bar owner locked ______ his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep.

　?、?He heard an obviously ______ man inquire.

　?、?The owner was so furious, he _______ down the receiver and went back to bed.

　?、?A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the____ voice ask the ______question.

　?、?There is no ______in asking me what time I open.

　　17.我要出去

　　在凌晨兩點(diǎn)，酒吧店主鎖了店門，回家睡覺。他剛躺下幾分鐘，這時(shí)電話響了。“你早上幾點(diǎn)營業(yè)?”他聽到一位明顯已醉醺醺的男子的聲音。

　　店主非常氣憤，砰地一聲掛上電話又上床去睡。幾分鐘后又有一個(gè)電話，他聽到還是那個(gè)聲音問同樣的問題。“聽著，”店主嚷道，“不要問我什么時(shí)候營業(yè)，因?yàn)槲也粫屇氵@種人進(jìn)----”

　　“我不是想進(jìn)來，”那人打斷他的話，“我要出去。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?up ② inebriated ③ slammed ④ same ;same⑤ sense

　　初中英語小笑話帶翻譯學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　Nest and Hair

　　My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

　　"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

　　"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.

　　"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .

　　"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

　　Notes:

　　(1) inform v.告訴

　　(2) nest n.窩;巢

　　(3) description n.描述

　　(4) encourage v.鼓勵

　　(5) resemble v. 相似;類似

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、誤(F)：

　　① The teacher was told by a boy student that a bird had built a nest in the tree outside the classroom.

　?、?The teacher was greatly surprised when she heard the news.

　?、?The child told the teacher where the bird had gone.

　?、?The teacher wanted to seize the chance to get the child to learn how to describe a thing.

　　(5) The child did give a vivid description.

　　18.鳥窩與頭發(fā)

　　我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個(gè)學(xué)生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外的樹上壘了個(gè)窩。

　　“是什么鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。

　　“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。

　　“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個(gè)鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。

　　“哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貴②F③F④T⑤T