先秦笑話的主要目的在于說(shuō)理,兩漢笑話的目的是娛樂(lè)與說(shuō)理并重,魏晉笑話的主要目的則在于娛樂(lè)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文精選

　　A Bad Impression

　　My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"

　　Notes:

　　(1) impression n.印象

　　(2) absorb v.吸收(知識(shí)等)

　　(3) overhear v.偶然聽到

　　(4) frustration n.挫折

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F)：

　　① The woman and her husband are both journalists.

　?、?The parents try to educate their children during dinner.

　?、?Lucy is the youngest of the children.

　?、?Lucy had a quarrel with Charlotte.

　?、?To Lucy, "editor" means a bad person

　　壞印象

　　我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話中，我們經(jīng)常給孩子們談到我們的工作。沒(méi)人清楚他們聽懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的妹妹喊道：“你，你----你這個(gè)編輯!”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貴②T③F④T⑤T

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文閱讀

　　Lose One Pound

　　I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's not bad for a man of my age."

　　Overhearing this, a woman remarked, "You mean to say it took you all this time to lose one pound?"

　　Notes:

　　(1) compliment (sb. on sth. ) v.恭維;稱贊

　　(2) brag v.自夸;夸耀

　　(3) tip the scale at稱量

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　　① How much had the man's co-worker lost in weight?

　　A. one pound

　　B. ten pounds

　　C. seventeen pounds

　　D. eleven pounds

　?、?What was the man's attitude towards his cc,-worker having lost in his weight?

　　A. jealous

　　B. unconcerned

　　C. admiring

　　D. worried

　?、?How much did the man weigh when he was 17?

　　A. 224 pounds

　　B. 225 pounds

　　C. 223 pounds

　　D. 222 pounds

　?、?"Tip the scales at" in paragraph one possibly means_____ .

　　A. weigh

　　B. make a tip for scales

　　C. weigh more than

　　D. weigh less than

　?、?How did the man feel on his losing one pound?

　　A. disappointed

　　B. proud

　　C. ashamed

　　D. puzzled

　　減掉一磅

　　我稱贊我的一個(gè)同事減肥10磅?？墒牵医蛔】湟f(shuō)我17歲時(shí)，體重225磅，而目前體重是224磅。我還說(shuō)：“這對(duì)我這樣年齡的男子來(lái)說(shuō)，是不錯(cuò)的。”

　　一個(gè)女子聽到了這些話，她說(shuō)道：“你是說(shuō)你花了這么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間才減了1磅?”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貰②C③B④A⑤B

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文學(xué)習(xí)

　　Older Goats in America

　　A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.

　　She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do with your older goats in America?"

　　A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"

　　Notes:

　　(1) hillside n. 山坡

　　(2) graze v.(指牛羊等)吃青草

　　(3) put out 把…送到外面去

　　(4) pasture n.牧場(chǎng)

　　(5) spry adj.活潑的

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F)：

　?、?The group of Americans were traveling by train.

　?、?They visited a cheese farm.

　　③ The young guide told them that cattle milk was used to make cheese.

　?、?Older goats were put out to pasture when they no longer produced milk.

　?、?The old gentleman was making a joke.

　　美國(guó)老羊

　　一群美國(guó)人乘長(zhǎng)途汽車在荷蘭旅游。他們?cè)谝粋€(gè)奶酪場(chǎng)停下來(lái)。一位年輕的導(dǎo)游帶他們參觀了奶酪制作的全過(guò)程，解釋說(shuō)用的是羊奶。

　　她指給這群人一個(gè)美麗的山坡，山坡上許多羊在吃草。對(duì)這些，她解釋說(shuō)，是放逐草地的老羊，它們已不能再產(chǎn)奶。她然后問(wèn)道：“在美國(guó)你們?cè)鯓犹幚砝涎蚰?”

　　一位活潑的老紳士回答說(shuō)：“他們讓我們乘車旅行!”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貴②T③F④T⑤T