2016小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話

　　研究笑話中的修辭格,有助于我們更好地有意識(shí)地把修辭格運(yùn)用到笑話幽默的創(chuàng)作當(dāng)中,從而為人們提供更豐富的精神娛樂(lè)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的2016小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　2016小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話精選

　　(一)

　　老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅

　　After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for .Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for .Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯(cuò)誤地) typed ad.

　　一個(gè)人衷愛(ài)的馬死了，他打算在報(bào)上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。無(wú)意中報(bào)紙?jiān)趶V告語(yǔ)中加了個(gè)逗號(hào)，讀起來(lái)成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。馬上就有人詢問(wèn)這則廣告，這馬的價(jià)格真是太便宜了，詢問(wèn)者說(shuō)，馬有什么毛病嗎?哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。

　　(二)

　　叛徒的相對(duì)定義

　　Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is aman who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is aman who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."

　　有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒?”父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開(kāi)我們黨而加入到另一個(gè)黨的人。”有希望的青年人：“那么，離開(kāi)他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢?”父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。

　　2016小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話閱讀

　　(一)

　　The Fourth Element 構(gòu)成世界的肥皂

　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher:And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!

　　老師：自然界的四大元素是什么?

　　學(xué)生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。

　　老師：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

　　學(xué)生：肥皂。

　　(二)

　　The Doctor Knows Better "神醫(yī)"生知萬(wàn)事

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standingup by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."　 "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor.　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm stillalive."　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我想他傷得很厲害。”　　醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”　　聽(tīng)到醫(yī)生的話，這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)死，我還活著。”　　妻子說(shuō)：“安靜，醫(yī)生比你懂得多。”

　　關(guān)于2016小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話

　　(一)

　　Be Careful What You Wish For 老來(lái)瘋許愿, 不賣后悔藥

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been sucha loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travelaround the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, itwas the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have awoman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　一對(duì)結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。慶祝活動(dòng)中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說(shuō)，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛(ài)夫妻，因此她給許給這對(duì)夫妻每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。接下來(lái)該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說(shuō)，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”仙女拾起了魔術(shù)棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。

　　(二)

　　喬治·華盛頓的前輩

　　A teacher said to her class： “Who was the first man?” “George Washington，”a little boyshouted promptly. “How do you make out that George Washington was the firstman?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently. “Because，”said the little boy，“he was first inwar，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”But at this point a larger boyheld up his hand. “Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?” “Idon't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't GeorgeWashington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married awidow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　有個(gè)老師問(wèn)班上的學(xué)生： “誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人?” “喬治·華盛頓，”一個(gè)小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。 “你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個(gè)男人呢?”老師問(wèn)道，寬容地微笑著。 小男孩說(shuō)：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一，和時(shí)第一，國(guó)人心中第一。” 這時(shí)一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來(lái)。 “那么，”老師對(duì)他說(shuō)，“你認(rèn)為誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人呢?” “我不知道他的名字，”大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說(shuō)，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因?yàn)闅v史書(shū)上說(shuō)，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個(gè)寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個(gè)男人。”