經(jīng)典英語笑話大全爆笑死人

　　最早以專章記述“笑話藝人”事跡的是漢代司馬遷的《史記?；袀鳌?最早的笑話專集為三國邯鄲淳的《笑林》。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的爆笑死人英語笑話大全，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑死人英語笑話大全

　　(一)

　　那告訴我剛才我說的什么

　　Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?

　　老師：杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?

　　Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.

　　杰克：老師，我正在聽課呀!

　　Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.

　　老師：如果你剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說的什么。

　　Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening

　　杰克：您說的是：“杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?”

　　(二)

　　我就是豆豆 I am Peas

　　Access to a reporter to go to the North Pole 100 penguins. He asked the first penguins to his usual interest is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Puzzled reporter asked to say what is playing Peas ah? Bird Penguin said nothing and left.

　　一位記者要去北極訪問100只企鵝.。他就問第一只企鵝他平時(shí)的興趣是什么。第一只企鵝說：吃飯、睡覺、打豆豆。 記者疑惑的問說什么是打豆豆啊?那只企鵝沒說什么就走了。

　　The reporter thought: Well, do not speak do not speak. He also visited the second penguins usually interested in what it is. The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Pound, how is playing? Reporters and thinking to himself.

　　那位記者想：好吧，不講就不講。他又訪問第二只企鵝它平時(shí)的興趣是什么。第二只企鵝說：吃飯、睡覺、打豆豆。怎麼又是打咚咚?記者在心里嘀咕著。

　　One after another from access to the first 99 penguins to their usual interest in penguins are “eating, sleeping, playing Peas.” Until the 100 penguins. He said you asked the usual interests? 100 penguins: eat, sleep. Journalists find it very strange and asked it: “how do you do not play Peas?” 100 penguins: “Because I’m Peas ah.”

　　接二連三的從訪問第一只企鵝到第99只企鵝它們平時(shí)的興 趣都是“吃飯、睡覺、打豆豆”。直到第100只企鵝。記者問他說你平時(shí)的興趣是什么? 第100只企鵝：吃飯、睡覺。 記者覺得很奇怪，便問它：“你怎么不打豆豆呢?” 第100只企鵝：“因?yàn)槲揖褪嵌苟拱　?rdquo;

　　爆笑死人英語笑話大全欣賞

　　(一)

　　Born with a tash! This pup bears a striking resemblance to author Agatha Christie's detective

　　Hercule Poirot!

　　生下來就有小胡子!這只小汪星人長得極像偵探小說家阿加莎·克里斯蒂筆下的偵探赫爾克里·波洛。

　　This pup has become an internet sensation thanks to his incredible facial markings.

　　這只小狗因?yàn)槟樕咸貏e的印記，在網(wǎng)上迅速躥紅。

　　Just six months old, he has really grown into the hairy-upper lip look which lends him great

　　authority as he eyeballs the camera.

　　這只小狗只有六個(gè)月大，它的上嘴唇已經(jīng)長上了厚厚的毛茸茸的八字胡，這可讓這只小汪星人賺足了眼球。

　　It is unclear where he is from or exactly what breed he is, but there is no mistaking the

　　similarity between him and author Agatha Christie's effete Belgian detective Hercule Poirot,

　　known the world over for that handlebar moustache.

　　人們還不清楚它到底從哪里來，是什么品種，但是可以肯定的是：它長得和阿加莎·克里斯蒂筆下的比利時(shí)偵探

　　赫爾克里·波洛非常像，這位比利時(shí)偵探就是以那一撇小胡子而舉世聞名的。

　　The white markings appear on the dog's head, each of his four paws, his chest area and

　　the very tip of his tail.

　　在這只汪星人的頭上四個(gè)爪子上、胸口和它的尾巴尖兒上都有白色的印記。

　　The 'houndlebar' moustache gives the dog an austere look that betrays his six months.

　　這撇八字胡有點(diǎn)顯老了，這只狗狗明明才六個(gè)月大。

　　經(jīng)典的爆笑死人英語笑話大全

　　(一)

　　你等著發(fā)工資吧 Wait for your salary

　　If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.

　　如果你感到孤獨(dú)，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。

　　If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...wait f

　　(二)

　　為什么沒有牡蠣 Perhaps Not

　　Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.

　　顧客：服務(wù)員，我這個(gè)牡蠣燉菜里怎么沒有牡蠣?

　　Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

　　服務(wù)員：是啊，你不會(huì)指望在天使蛋糕里發(fā)現(xiàn)天使吧?