關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話(huà)大全閱讀
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話(huà)大全閱讀
作為國(guó)家非物質(zhì)文化遺產(chǎn),萬(wàn)榮笑話(huà)詼諧幽默,與眾不同。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話(huà)大全，歡迎閱讀!
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熊孩子數(shù)學(xué)連年掛科 考得C后老爸喜極而泣
This is the tear-jerking moment a proud father is captured on camera celebrating his son'sexam result.
得知兒子通過(guò)了數(shù)學(xué)考試，父親驕傲無(wú)比狂喜慶祝，這催淚的一幕被攝影機(jī)悄悄記錄了下來(lái)。
After setting up the hidden camera, the boy summons his father to the kitchen, ominouslytelling him: 'I've just got something from school, I need you to come and look at it.'
兒子設(shè)置好了隱蔽攝像頭之后，將父親叫到廚房里，用預(yù)示著壞消息的語(yǔ)氣對(duì)父親說(shuō)：“學(xué)校里發(fā)了一個(gè)文件得要你來(lái)看看。”
His father, who can be heard shouting from elsewhere in the house, asks: 'Has somethinghappened?!', to which the mischievous teenager, Aria, replies: 'Yes! It's really important'.
我們可以聽(tīng)到父親從其他房間里傳來(lái)的對(duì)話(huà)聲，“發(fā)生什么事了嗎?”，調(diào)皮的少年奧里亞回答說(shuō)，“是的，是很重要的事。”
As his nervous-looking father approaches, Aria says: 'Come and have a chat with me. Justcome in, and read that', he says while passing over a piece of paper displaying the result.
當(dāng)一臉擔(dān)心的父親走進(jìn)廚房時(shí)，奧里亞說(shuō)：“過(guò)來(lái)我們聊聊吧。過(guò)來(lái)，看看這個(gè)吧”，他說(shuō)著把成績(jī)單遞給父親。
After seeing his son has achieved a C grade in the maths exam, the man asks: 'Is that real!?,'before bursting into tears of joy.
看到兒子在數(shù)學(xué)考試中得了C，爸爸問(wèn)“這是真的嗎?”，然后喜極而泣。
The pair embrace before the disbelieving dad asks again, 'Are you sure!? They've not made amistake!? I can't believe it, I just can't believe it!'
父子倆擁抱了一會(huì)兒，然后爸爸又覺(jué)得不敢相信，問(wèn)：“你確定嗎?學(xué)校不會(huì)弄錯(cuò)了吧?我不敢相信!我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信!”
A mere year before the video was filmed, the schoolboy received an F in the subject, heexplained，'In England you need a C to basically do anything with you life. I've never beenamazing academically and have struggled through school. Neither me or my dad or my teachersthought I was going to get my C, for me it was tough. When I told my Dad who means theworld to me this was his reaction...Enjoy'.
奧里亞解釋道，在這段視頻拍攝前一年，他曾在數(shù)學(xué)考試中只拿到了F。“在英國(guó)，無(wú)論你以后從事什么職業(yè)，數(shù)學(xué)考試至少要拿個(gè)C。我的成績(jī)一向不好，勉強(qiáng)在學(xué)校混到現(xiàn)在。無(wú)論我自己、我爸爸還是我的老師都沒(méi)想到我能拿到C，這對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)很不容易。爸爸是世界上對(duì)我最重要的人。當(dāng)我告訴他我及格了的時(shí)候，這就是他的反應(yīng)——激動(dòng)無(wú)比。”
Still reeling from the news, his ecstatic father tells him: 'You're set for life! You're set for life!'.
狂喜的爸爸還在為這個(gè)消息感到眩暈，他對(duì)兒子說(shuō)：“萬(wàn)事開(kāi)頭難，現(xiàn)在你一定會(huì)一帆風(fēng)順了!一帆風(fēng)順!”
The teen is seen smiling into the camera at the end of the video, seemingly as thrilled with theresult as his emotional father.
在視頻的最后，我們看到少年對(duì)著攝像機(jī)微笑，似乎他和激動(dòng)的父親一樣對(duì)自己的考試成績(jī)興奮無(wú)比。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話(huà)大全閱讀
幼兒園里上帝的小孩 God's Child
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is.What should I say?"
有一個(gè)上幼稚園的小孩問(wèn)他媽媽?zhuān)?ldquo;媽媽?zhuān)魈炖蠋煏?huì)問(wèn)我們，我爸爸是誰(shuí)，那我應(yīng)該怎么回答呢?”
The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"
媽媽說(shuō)：“那你就說(shuō)，上帝就是你的爸爸啊!”
The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?"Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.
隔天他來(lái)到學(xué)校，老師問(wèn)他：“你爸爸是誰(shuí)?”那個(gè)小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳，想不出來(lái)答案。
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr.Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person,and I cannot remember his name!"
老師再問(wèn)一次：“你爸爸到底是誰(shuí)?”那個(gè)小孩就說(shuō)：“我本來(lái)認(rèn)為我爸爸是史密斯先生，不過(guò)昨天我媽媽又說(shuō)我是另外一個(gè)人的兒子， 我一下子忘記他的名字了。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話(huà)大全學(xué)習(xí)
熱情好客的小男孩 Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
由于客人在吃蘋(píng)果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒(méi)有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤(pán)子里。
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?""In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō)：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說(shuō)。