蘇聯(lián)的政治笑話是了解蘇聯(lián)政治、了解社情民意的一個(gè)窗口。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯大全

　　(一)

　　Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.

　　亨利是個(gè)美國(guó)人，他到倫敦來(lái)度假。

　　One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"

　　有一天他感到身體不舒服，于是走到旅館服務(wù)臺(tái)對(duì)服務(wù)員說(shuō):“我想看病，你能給我推薦一位好醫(yī)生嗎?”

　　The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."

　　服務(wù)員查閱了一下本子，然后說(shuō):“肯尼思·格雷醫(yī)生，61010。"

　　Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"

　　亨利說(shuō):“非常感謝，他收費(fèi)貴嗎?”

　　"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."

　　“喔，”服務(wù)員回答說(shuō):“他對(duì)初診患者收費(fèi)兩英鎊，復(fù)診收費(fèi)一點(diǎn)五英鎊。”

　　Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said，"I've come again,doctor."

　　亨利想節(jié)省五十便士，所以他去看病時(shí)對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō):“我又來(lái)了，醫(yī)生。”

　　For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything.

　　醫(yī)生仔細(xì)端詳著他的面孔，幾秒鐘沒(méi)說(shuō)話。

　　Then he nodded and said，"Oh，yes. "He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."

　　然后點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭說(shuō):“哦，是的。”給他做完檢查以后，醫(yī)生說(shuō):“病情發(fā)展正常。繼續(xù)服用上次我給你開(kāi)的藥吧。”

　　(二)

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區(qū)別開(kāi)呢?

　　Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.

　　年長(zhǎng)的童子軍:上床前吃一個(gè)。

　　If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　如果你第二天早上醒來(lái)，那就是蘑菇。

　　英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯欣賞

　　(一)

　　Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?

　　兒子：媽媽，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你會(huì)怎么辦?

　　Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!

　　媽媽：我要揍他，還不讓他吃晚飯就去睡覺(jué)!

　　Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !

　　兒子：好了，你準(zhǔn)備好拖鞋吧，爸爸剛把那只花瓶摔碎了。

　　(二)

　　Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?

　　保姆: 約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你新生的小妹妹?

　　Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

　　約翰尼: 她還可以，但要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一個(gè)新生的小妹妹?，F(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在跟他學(xué)了。

　　經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯

　　(一)

　　Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johmmy,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

　　媽媽: 約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心。現(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?

　　Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.

　　約翰尼: 哦，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜](méi)看到另外那塊。

　　(二)

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說(shuō)。

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.

　　所以，哈里就把小個(gè)兒的給了妹妹，自己開(kāi)始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)兒的。

　　"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”

　　“哼，”妹妹說(shuō)，“如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給我自己的。”

　　"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"

　　“對(duì)呀，”哈里說(shuō)，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還著什么急呀?”