英語(yǔ)笑話幽默話語(yǔ)分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對(duì)于把英語(yǔ)作為外語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)的中國(guó)讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過(guò)程中扮演著更加重要的角色。下面小編整理了小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話摘抄

　　蜜月新人(中英)

　　A pair of honeymooners checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington，D. C. That night，as the husband was about to turn off the light, his bride asked，"Do you think this room is bugged?"

　　一對(duì)正在度蜜月的新婚夫婦到華盛頓的水門旅館登記住宿。當(dāng)天晚上，丈夫剛要熄燈，新娘子問(wèn)道:“你看這個(gè)房間會(huì)不會(huì)裝有竊聽(tīng)器?”

　　"That was a long time ago, sweetheart，”he reassured her.

　　“親愛(ài)的，那都是過(guò)去的事了。”丈夫安慰她。

　　"But what if there’s a microphone somewhere? I'd he so embarrassed.”

　　“可要是什么地方藏著傳聲器，那該怎么辦呢?那叫人多不好意思啊!”

　　So the groom searched under the tables and behind the pictures. Then he turned back the nig. Sure enough，there was a funny一looking gizmo in the floor. He took out the screws, got rid of the hardware，and climbed into bed.

　　所以新郎就在桌子底下和掛畫(huà)后面的墻壁上搜查了一遍。然后他翻開(kāi)了地毯。果然，地板中有個(gè)外表奇特的小玩意兒。他擰下螺絲，卸掉零件，就爬進(jìn)了被窩。

　　The next morning the newly weds were awakened by a hotel clerk who wanted to know if they had slept well.

　　第二天早上，這對(duì)新人被旅館的工作人員叫醒了，他問(wèn)他們晚上是否睡的好。

　　"We did,” replied the groom." Why do you ask?"

　　“睡的好啊，“新郎回答到:“你為什么要問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題呢?”

　　"It’s rather unusual.” The clerk answered, "last night the couple in the room below yours had a chandelier fall on them.”

　　“這太不尋常了，”工作人員說(shuō)道:“昨天夜里有盞枝型吊燈落下去，砸在了你們樓下那對(duì)夫婦身上。”

　　小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話鑒賞

　　士兵的高招(中英)

　　Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business，and as he was in a hum, he decided to travel by plane. He liked a window seat when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, and looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already been taken except for one, and a soldier sat beside the empty seat. Mr. Robinson was surprised that the soldier had not taken the one by the windows but, anyway, he at once went towards it.

　　由于生意方面的事，洛賓遜先生得出趟門。因?yàn)槭虑橛悬c(diǎn)急，他決定乘坐飛機(jī)。乘機(jī)旅行時(shí)，他喜歡靠窗戶坐，因此一登上飛機(jī)，他就尋找一個(gè)靠窗戶的位子。他發(fā)現(xiàn)只有一個(gè)靠窗戶的座位還空著。在那空座位的旁邊坐著一名士兵。令洛賓遜先生納悶的是，這位士兵沒(méi)有坐在靠窗的位置。洛賓遜先生不管那些，他馬上徑直朝那個(gè)空座位走去。

　　When he reached it, however, he saw that there was notice on it. It was written in ink and said: "this seat is preserved for load balance, thank you.” Mr. Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must have been carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat，not beside a window, to sit in.

　　然而，當(dāng)他到了那兒，他看見(jiàn)座位上有個(gè)啟事，是用鋼筆寫(xiě)的:“為保持裝載平衡，特預(yù)訂該位置，謝謝合作。”洛賓遜先生還從未在飛機(jī)上見(jiàn)過(guò)如此不同尋常的啟事，不過(guò)，他想飛機(jī)上一定裝載了特別重的物品，于是他找了個(gè)不靠窗戶的座位。

　　Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on，When the plane was nearly full，a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in，quickly took the notice off the seat beside him and in this way succeeded in having the company of the girl during the whole trip.

　　又有兩三位乘客試圖坐在那個(gè)士兵旁邊靠窗的座位上，他們看了那則啟事后，就走開(kāi)了。當(dāng)快滿艙時(shí)，一位非常美麗的姑娘匆匆地走進(jìn)機(jī)艙。一直在注意進(jìn)艙乘客的那個(gè)士兵，趕緊拿掉他旁邊空座位上的啟事。士兵用這種方法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路做伴。

　　小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話賞析

　　誤解(中英)

　　During a trip to Japan, my friend and I stayed in an inexpensive hotel. After an exhausting day，we returned to our lodgings， tired and thirsty. We asked at the front desk in English to have two 7Ups sent to our room.

　　在一次日本的旅行中，我和我的朋友一起住進(jìn)了一家普通旅館。由于忙碌了一天，回到住所后，我們感到又累又渴。于是我們?cè)诜?wù)臺(tái)用英語(yǔ)告訴了服務(wù)員給我們房間送兩瓶七喜汽水。

　　The drinks never came, so we went to bed, early the next morning, the desk clerk phoned: "morning call，seven up.”

　　但飲料遲遲沒(méi)給我們送來(lái)，于是我們就上床休息了。第二天一大早，服務(wù)員打來(lái)電話:“叫早服務(wù)，七點(diǎn)到了，該起床了。”