冷笑話是近幾年出現(xiàn)的一個(gè)新詞,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象。下面小編整理了英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯品析

　　河上漂流(中英)

　　A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River all inclusive.”

　　一個(gè)男人路過(guò)旅行社時(shí)，看到一個(gè)廣告欄上面寫(xiě)著“順著墨累河漂流四天，全部費(fèi)用只需40美元”。

　　Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps onto the counter and announces, "I' m here for the Murray cruise.” Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious.

　　面對(duì)如此低價(jià)的誘惑，他大步走進(jìn)旅行社把40美元往桌上一拍，然后說(shuō):“我報(bào)名墨累河之游。”眨眼間，旅行社的店員抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那個(gè)人打昏了。

　　When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river.

　　當(dāng)那個(gè)人醒來(lái)之后，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被捆在一個(gè)木筏上，正沿著河水往下漂呢。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒在河的另一邊，他看到一個(gè)和他處境一樣的人。

　　" Murray cruise?" he calls out.

　　"40美元墨累河之游?”他喊到。

　　"Yep!" says the man on the other side.

　　“是呀!”那人答道。

　　"I'll bet you we don't even get breakfast,”he yells.

　　“我打賭我們還沒(méi)吃早飯呢。”他喊道。

　　"Well，”calls the other man, “we did last year.”

　　“對(duì)，”另一個(gè)人說(shuō)，“我們?nèi)ツ瓿赃^(guò)了。”

　　經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯

　　給丈夫最好的警告(中英)

　　My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

　　我的丈夫?qū)ξ視r(shí)常波動(dòng)的情緒很不高興。所以那天他給我買(mǎi)了一個(gè)心情戒指，那樣他就可以從戒指上看出我的心情。當(dāng)我的心情好的時(shí)候，那個(gè)戒指就會(huì)變成綠色。當(dāng)我的心情不好的時(shí)候，在我丈夫的額頭上就會(huì)留下一大塊紅色的戒指印。

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯

　　實(shí)話實(shí)說(shuō)(中英)

　　As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.

　　當(dāng)我們的飛機(jī)在歐海爾降落時(shí)，飛機(jī)的機(jī)組人員開(kāi)始了她的“歡迎和感謝”的演講。

　　"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6: 15. It has been our pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight. We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.”

　　“歡迎來(lái)到芝加哥，當(dāng)?shù)貢r(shí)間是六點(diǎn)十五分。今天能夠給你們提供服務(wù)是我們的榮幸。我希望你們對(duì)此次飛行感到滿意。雖然你們選擇了一家破產(chǎn)的航空公司，但是我們還是感謝你們選擇了聯(lián)合航空公司。”