高中英語一分鐘小笑話

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的高中英語一分鐘小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　高中英語一分鐘小笑話篇一

　　災(zāi)難

　　George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy". So George W. Bush asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

　　喬治·布什到一所小學(xué)參觀，四年級的孩子們正在討論一些單詞及其含義。老師問總統(tǒng)是否愿意帶領(lǐng)孩子們一起討論“災(zāi)難”的含義時，喬治·布什要求學(xué)生們給出災(zāi)難的具體例子。

　　One boy stands up and says, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over; that would be a tragedy.”

　　一個男孩站起來說:“如果住在我隔壁的最好的朋友在街上玩，一輛轎車開過來并從他身上碾過去，那將是一場災(zāi)難。”

　　"No,”says Bush，"that would be an accident.”

　　“不，”布什說:“那只是一場意外。”

　　A girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved; that would be a tragedy.”

　　一個女孩舉起她的手說，“如果一輛載著50個學(xué)生的校車翻下懸崖，車上所有的同學(xué)都喪命，那將是一場災(zāi)難。”

　　“I’m afraid not,” explains the President. "That’s what we would call a Great

　　loss.”

　　“恐怕不是，”總統(tǒng)解釋說，“那是我們所說的重大損失。”

　　The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room and asks, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

　　教室里一片安靜，沒有一個孩子再發(fā)言。布什總統(tǒng)掃視了一遍教室，然后說，“這里沒有人能再給我一個例子，說明什么是災(zāi)難嗎?”

　　Finally，in the back of the room, Johnny raises his hand and in a quiet voice he says， "If Air Force One，carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”

　　最后，在教室的后面，約翰尼舉起了他的手，用平靜的口氣說，“如果載著布什先生和布什太太的空軍一號被導(dǎo)彈擊落并炸成碎片，那將是一場災(zāi)難。”

　　"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asks the President.

　　“對了!你能告訴我為什么那是災(zāi)難嗎?”總統(tǒng)問。

　　"Well,” Johnny says, "because it wouldn’t be an accident and it sure as well wouldn't be a Great Loss.”

　　“哦，”約翰尼說:“因為那將不是意外，也絕對不是重大損失。”

　　高中英語一分鐘小笑話篇二

　　父親的職業(yè)

　　A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

　　小學(xué)老師正在問孩子們他們雙親的職業(yè)。

　　Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!”

　　迪米站起來說:“我母親是名醫(yī)生。”

　　Sarah stood up and said, "My father is Professor!”

　　莎拉站起來說:“我父親是位教授。”

　　Little Johnny stood up and said, "My ad is a piano player in a whorehouse!”

　　小約翰尼站起來說，“我爹地在妓院演奏鋼琴。”

　　The teacher couldn’t believe what she ad just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.

　　老師不敢相信她所聽到的話，于是她決定晚上給小約翰尼的爸爸打電話問個清楚。

　　When she told him what Little Johnny had said，he told her, "Actually. . . I’m an attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven一year old?"

　　等她告訴小約翰尼的父親后，約翰尼的父親對她說，“事實上，我是一名律師，但我怎么能向一個七歲的小孩解釋清楚這個職業(yè)?”

　　高中英語一分鐘小笑話篇三

　　羅馬是什么時候建成的?

　　Teacher: When was Rome built?

　　教師:羅馬是在什么時候建成的?

　　Tom: At night.

　　湯姆:在夜里。

　　Teacher: Who told you that?

　　教師:是誰告訴你的?

　　Tom: You did. You said" Rome wasn’t built in a day".

　　湯姆:是您。您說過“羅馬不是在一個白天建成的”。