簡(jiǎn)短搞笑英文笑話_幽默故事帶翻譯
多閱讀一些搞笑的英文笑話，能激起我們閱讀英語(yǔ)的興趣，從而提高英語(yǔ)的閱讀能力，今天學(xué)習(xí)啦小編在這里為大家分享一些簡(jiǎn)短搞笑英文笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)短搞笑英文笑話：鑰匙還是接吻
friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys.” The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn’t heard him clearly, so he repealed. "Give me the keys.” The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
我的一位朋友在給一個(gè)成人學(xué)生班級(jí)上英語(yǔ)課。他們都是新近來(lái)美國(guó)生活的。在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請(qǐng)全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子、書(shū)本、鋼筆等。課程進(jìn)行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對(duì)自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認(rèn)真。后來(lái)輪到一名來(lái)自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說(shuō):“給我鑰匙?！蹦侨丝雌饋?lái)非常吃驚，也有點(diǎn)手足無(wú)措?？吹竭@種情況，我的朋友想是他沒(méi)有聽(tīng)清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍:“給我鑰匙。’，那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊接住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。
簡(jiǎn)短搞笑英文笑話：用沙蓋住影子
The soldiers had just moved to the desert, and as they had never been in such a place before, they had a lot to learn.
士兵們剛剛移駐到沙漠里，因?yàn)樗麄円郧皬膩?lái)沒(méi)有到過(guò)這樣的地方，他們要學(xué)習(xí)的東西很多。
As there were no trees or buildings in the desert，it was，of course, very hard to hide their trucks from enemy. The soldiers were therefore g2 training in camouflage，which means ways of covering something so that the enemy cannot see where it is. They were shown how to paint their trucks in irregular patterns with pale green, yellow, and brown paints，and then to cover them with nets to which they had tied small pieces of cloth.
因?yàn)樯衬餂](méi)有樹(shù)木和建筑物，要使他們的卡車(chē)躲過(guò)敵機(jī)當(dāng)然是很難辦到的。因此，士兵們受訓(xùn)進(jìn)行偽裝，也就是說(shuō)，要把一些東西隱蔽起來(lái)，不讓敵人看到它在哪里。教官教給了他們?nèi)绾斡脺\綠、黃色和棕色在卡車(chē)上涂上不規(guī)則的圖形，然后用網(wǎng)罩住它們后，士兵們?cè)诰W(wǎng)上還系了許多小布片。
The driver who had the biggest truck went to lot of trouble to camouflage it. He. spent several hours painting it，preparing a net and searching for some heavy rocks with which to hold the net down. When it was all finished, he looked proudly at his work and then went off to have his lunch.
一輛最大的卡車(chē)的司機(jī)，他為偽裝汽車(chē)費(fèi)了很大的力氣。他花了幾個(gè)小時(shí)涂畫(huà)這輛車(chē)，并準(zhǔn)備了一張網(wǎng)把車(chē)罩起來(lái)，同時(shí)他還找到了一些大石塊來(lái)把網(wǎng)固定。當(dāng)這一切都于完以后，他自豪地打量了自己的杰作后，就去吃中午飯了。
But when he came back to the truck after he had had his meal，he was surprised and worried to see that his cannot flage work was completely spoilt by the truck’ s shadow, which was growing longer arid longer as the afternoon advanced. He stood looking at it, not knowing what to do about it.
但當(dāng)他吃完飯回到卡車(chē)旁時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的偽裝效果全被卡車(chē)的影子給破壞了，他感到又吃驚又發(fā)愁，而且影子還隨著下午時(shí)間的推移而越來(lái)越長(zhǎng)。他站在那里望著影子，不知怎么辦才好。
Soon an officer arrived，and he too saw the shadow, of course.
不一會(huì)，一位軍官走來(lái)，他當(dāng)然也看見(jiàn)了影子。
"Well,” he shouted to the poor driver, "what are you going to do about it? If an enemy plane comes over, the pilot will at once know that there is a truck there.”
“喂，”他對(duì)那位可憐的司機(jī)叫道:“你準(zhǔn)備怎么辦?如果敵機(jī)飛過(guò)，飛行員馬上就會(huì)知道這里有一輛卡車(chē)的?！?/p>
"I know, sir,” answered the soldier.
“我明白，長(zhǎng)官，”士兵答道。
"Whel1, don’t just stand there doing nothing!” said the officer.
“嘿!不要光站在那里發(fā)呆了!”
"What shall I do, sir`?" asked the poor driver.
“我該怎么辦呢?長(zhǎng)官?”可憐的司機(jī)問(wèn)。
"Get your spade and throw some sand over the shadow, of course!” answered the officer.
“當(dāng)然是拿起你的鏟子，用沙把影子蓋住呀!”軍官答道。
簡(jiǎn)短搞笑英文笑話：去天堂
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?
星期日學(xué)校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來(lái)，把手舉起來(lái)……你呢，哈里?你還沒(méi)舉手呢，你不想去天堂嗎?
Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
哈里:我去不了，因?yàn)閶寢屪屛乙环艑W(xué)就回家。
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