初中英語課堂笑話
初中英語課堂笑話
笑話一般篇幅不長(zhǎng),有的甚至僅一兩句對(duì)話,但它的語義信息量卻很大,且都能引人捧腹,忍俊不禁。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的初中英語課堂笑話,歡迎閱讀!
初中英語課堂笑話篇一
All In the family都在這一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績(jī)報(bào)告卡帶回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成績(jī)不錯(cuò),
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A,還有幾個(gè)B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是, 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道:
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是個(gè)聰明的小女孩,但是她有一個(gè)毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在學(xué)校太愛講話。我有一個(gè)想法我要來試試看,
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我認(rèn)為.這個(gè)想法可能會(huì)讓她改掉這個(gè)壞習(xí)慣。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報(bào)告卡,
putting a note on the back ,
并在卡片背面注記:
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法對(duì)莎莉很有效,請(qǐng)你讓我知道,
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因?yàn)槲蚁胍阉囉迷谒龐寢屔砩稀?/p>
初中英語課堂笑話篇二
Cooking Class烹飪課
One day during cooking class,
一天在上烹飪課的時(shí)候,
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚(yáng)她:準(zhǔn)備完美醬料的秘訣。
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準(zhǔn)備工作時(shí),
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
她說:“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。
As I stirred my sauce ,
當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時(shí),
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理,
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
然后認(rèn)定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我走向布朗太太來測(cè)試我'韻理論。
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
我問:“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"
她回答:“因?yàn)椋绻冶仨氉谶@里聽你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮?,我?huì)發(fā)瘋喔”。
初中英語課堂笑話篇三
Faithful Cat忠實(shí)的貓
Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.
從前有 個(gè)婦人有一只忠實(shí)的貓。
And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.
有一天,有個(gè)人用他的馬車將貓輾死。
So,the man went to the old woman and said,
因此,這個(gè)人就去找這位老婦人說:
"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."
“我對(duì)你的貓感到非常抱歉,我愿意代替它。”
"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.
這位老婦人深深地感動(dòng)說:“你真好心呀!”“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
初中英語課堂笑話篇四
Laboratory Tests實(shí)驗(yàn)室檢查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個(gè)小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個(gè)小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說:“你為什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說:“我來這里驗(yàn)血呀”
2nd Child:So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說:“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說:“不怕呀,又不是那樣啦。因?yàn)轵?yàn)血的話,他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽到這么說,第二位小孩子就開始哭了,
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說:“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說:“我來這里微尿液檢驗(yàn)的啦.!”