對(duì)冷笑話的解讀有不同的方面,除了框架理論和 偏離 理論以外,本文主要從語(yǔ)用學(xué)預(yù)設(shè)的角度對(duì)冷笑話的制笑原因進(jìn)行分析。下面小編整理了英語(yǔ)課堂幽默笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語(yǔ)課堂幽默笑話：Bank Robbery 銀行搶劫

　　Two accountants are in a bank ,

　　當(dāng)武裝捻匪突然沖進(jìn)銀行的時(shí)候。

　　when armed robbers burst in.

　　正好有兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在里面。

　　While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,

　　正當(dāng)幾個(gè)搶匪向出納員取錢的時(shí)候，

　　others line the customers,

　　其他的搶匪就把顧客們，

　　including the accountants,

　　包括這兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在內(nèi)，

　　up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.

　　靠著墻壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手表等物品。

　　While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.

　　當(dāng)這件搶案正在發(fā)生的時(shí)候，一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員把纂樣?xùn)|西塞迸二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)火員的手里面。

　　Without looking down,a

　　沒(méi)有向下看，

　　ccountant two whispers,

　　二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員就輕聲地說(shuō)：

　　"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,

　　“這是什么東西呀?”

　　"It 's that I owe you."

　　一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員回答說(shuō)：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”

　　英語(yǔ)課堂幽默笑話：Smaller Fish 小魚(雙語(yǔ))

　　Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,

　　有兩名男子在餐廳點(diǎn)魚。

　　The waiter brought a dish with two fish,

　　服務(wù)生端來(lái)裝著兩條魚的盤子，

　　one larger than the other.

　　其中一條魚比另外一條來(lái)得大。

　　One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."

　　當(dāng)中一位男子跟另外一位說(shuō)：

　　The other one said"Ok,"

　　“別客氣，請(qǐng)自行取用呀。”

　　and helped himself to the larger fish.

　　另外一位男子說(shuō)：“好”，

　　After a tense silence,

　　于是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。

　　the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"

　　就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之后，

　　The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"

　　第一位男子就說(shuō)：“真是的。如果你要我先選，我就會(huì)拿比較小條的魚。”

　　另一位男子回答說(shuō)：“那你在抱怨個(gè)什么勁呀?你現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)拿了呀，不是嗎?”

　　英語(yǔ)課堂幽默笑話：Exchange Sandwiches 交換三明治

　　Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

　　有兩位律師走進(jìn)一家小餐廳。點(diǎn)了兩份飲料。

　　Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

　　然后他們就從他們的公文包當(dāng)中拿出三明治開始吃。

　　The waiter became quite concerned

　　服務(wù)生感到相當(dāng)不妥，

　　and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"

　　就走過(guò)去告訴他們：“你們不可以在這里吃你們自己的三明治!”

　　The attorneys looked each other ,

　　這兩位律師彼此看了一下對(duì)方，

　　shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　聳聳他們的肩膀，然后就交換三明治。