簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話
在西方,人們同樣對(duì)笑話情有獨(dú)衷,許多學(xué)者、教士或貴族搜集了民間的幽默故事,整理成笑話選集,有些甚至流傳至今。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話篇一
你認(rèn)為你有問(wèn)題嗎
And You Think You've Got Problems
你認(rèn)為你有問(wèn)題嗎?
"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist.
“乖乖，我真的有毛病了!”一位老兄對(duì)精神病醫(yī)生說(shuō)道。
"Go ahead and tell me about them "
“繼續(xù)說(shuō)，告訴我你的問(wèn)題。”
"Well, to start with, I've got an estate in the country,three Mercedes and a luxury yacht. ."
“喔，是這樣的，我在鄉(xiāng)下有房地產(chǎn)，另外還有三輛奔馳和一艘豪華游艇。”
"So, what's the problem?"
"那問(wèn)題在哪里呢?"
"I only make $ 100 a week!"
“我一星期只賺一百塊美金!”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話篇二
我的牙齒好痛喔
Now That Hurts
我的牙齒好痛喔!
The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed,
一個(gè)非常吝嗇的守財(cái)奴終于去牙科看牙齒。
"Well, sir," said the dentist,
“先生，”牙醫(yī)說(shuō)道，
"I'm afraid you've waited too long to get these teeth attended to. They'll all have to come out.”
“恐怕你拖得太久了，這些牙齒都要拔掉才行。
"How much will that cost?" inquired the skinflint.
“那得花多少錢?，’小氣鬼問(wèn)醫(yī)生。
"A thousand dollars. "
“一千塊美金。”
Here 's a hundred ,"said the tightwad ,"Just loosen them up a bit.""
“這里是一百塊，”吝嗇鬼說(shuō)。“只要稍微把它們松動(dòng)一點(diǎn)就好
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話篇三
Sounds Fair
聽(tīng)起來(lái)還算公平
A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說(shuō)當(dāng)天發(fā)生的事。
"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.
“哦，另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架!”
"Really? Who won?"
“真的嗎循來(lái)誰(shuí)贏了?”
"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.
“沒(méi)有人贏，算扯平吧。他們沒(méi)拿到一毛錢，而我們也沒(méi)有電可用。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話篇四
Could You Hurry It up a little ?
你能不能快一點(diǎn)?
A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
一對(duì)夫婦正在清理閣樓，這時(shí)先生發(fā)現(xiàn)一張過(guò)期很久的舊收據(jù)。
"Hey, Nancy, look at this. It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.It's eleven years old."
“嘿，南茜，你過(guò)來(lái)看看這個(gè)，這張是以前皮鞋送修的收據(jù)，我忘了去拿回來(lái)，足足有十一年之久了!”
"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.
“那間鞋店不是還在那里嗎?”妻子回答。
"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual. "
“為什么不跑一趟，把收據(jù)交給他，就當(dāng)作沒(méi)事發(fā)生一樣?"
And that is what the husband did.
先生去了那家鞋店。
Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,
鞋匠靜靜地走到后頭，東翻西翻了一會(huì)兒之后，
came back to the counter and said "They'II be ready next Tuesday. "
回到柜臺(tái)說(shuō)道：“下星期二才能修好!”
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