在短信笑話這種當(dāng)今影響公眾最廣泛的移動(dòng)網(wǎng)絡(luò)媒體形式中,文學(xué)語(yǔ)言形式的新變化及其社會(huì)修辭功能表現(xiàn)得最為集中、鮮明且最具公眾號(hào)召力。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　研究生和本科生的區(qū)別

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down."

　　一個(gè)教師在研究生工程學(xué)課堂上說(shuō)："我一眼就能看出來(lái)哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" "我說(shuō)'下午好'的時(shí)候，本科生回答'下午好'，而研究生則把這句話記在本子上。"

　　英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

　　Tom: Every month.

　　爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個(gè)月有28天呢?

　　湯姆：每個(gè)月都有啊!

　　英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　making faces

　　Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that". Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

　　史密斯小姐發(fā)現(xiàn)她的一名學(xué)生在操場(chǎng)上向別人做鬼臉，便去輕責(zé)他。

　　這位主日學(xué)校的老師甜甜地微笑著，說(shuō)："博比，我小的時(shí)候，有人告訴我如果我做鬼臉，我的臉就會(huì)僵硬，永遠(yuǎn)都那么丑。"

　　博比抬頭看了看老師，說(shuō)："史密斯小姐，你可別說(shuō)沒(méi)人警告過(guò)你啊。"

　　英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇四

　　A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.

　　While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.

　　As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."

　　She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

　　英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇五

　　一名男子帶著朋友去探望他的祖母。

　　當(dāng)他和祖母聊天時(shí)，他的朋友開(kāi)始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都給吃光了。 他們離開(kāi)時(shí)，他的朋友對(duì)祖母說(shuō):"謝謝您的花生。"

　　結(jié)果祖母說(shuō):"唉!自從我牙齒掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外層的巧克力了。"

　　
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