英語(yǔ)短笑話大全爆笑的
笑話大多揭示生活中荒謬的現(xiàn)象,具有諷刺性和娛樂(lè)性。幾乎所有的笑話都包含兩個(gè)要點(diǎn):一是開(kāi)頭,二是笑點(diǎn)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的爆笑的英語(yǔ)短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇一
律師的兒子 Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps,
律師的兒子想要繼承他老爸的衣缽，
so he went to law school.
因此他就去讀法學(xué)院。
He graduated with honors,and then went home to join his father's firm.
他以優(yōu)異成績(jī)畢業(yè)，然后返家加入他老爸的公司，
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office,and said,
就在他上班的第一天要結(jié)柬之際，他急忙地沖進(jìn)他老爸的辦公室說(shuō)：
"Father,father,in one day I broke the car accident case that you have been working on for tenyears!"
“老爸，老爸，我一天就破了你辦了十年的車禍案件!”
His father responded:"You idiot,our company lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"
他的老爸響應(yīng)說(shuō)：“你這個(gè)小白癡，我們公司就是依靠那個(gè)案件的資金才生存了十年呀!”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇二
Why me lord 主啊為什么是我
A man was wandering around in a field ,
有名男子在田野里徘徊
thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,
心里想著他的老婆對(duì)他有多么好，他多么幸運(yùn)擁有她。
He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
他問(wèn)上帝：“你為什么要把她造得這么心地善良?”
The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."
主響應(yīng)說(shuō)：“我兒 呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛(ài)她呀。”
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
“你為什么要把她造得這么貌美呢?”
"So you could love her,my son ."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛(ài)她呀。”
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
“你為什么要把她造成一個(gè)很會(huì)做飯菜的人呢?”
"So you could love her,my son."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛(ài)她呀。”
The man thought about this.
這名男子想了一下這件事。
Then he said ," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her sostupid? "
然后他說(shuō):“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你為什么把她造得這么笨?”
"So she could love you,my son."
“ 我兒呀，這樣她就會(huì)愛(ài)你呀。”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇三
騙子 Liar,Liar
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband wasmissing.
老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報(bào)案 說(shuō)她的老公失蹤了。
The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求，她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athleticbuild,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她說(shuō)：“他三十五歲，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪狀的深色頭發(fā);體格健壯，體重185磅，說(shuō)話很輕，而且對(duì)小孩子很好。”
The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說(shuō)：
"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，禿頭，有一個(gè)太嘴巴，而且對(duì)你的小孩很刻薄。”
The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"
老婆回答說(shuō)：“你說(shuō)對(duì)了，可是誰(shuí)會(huì)要 這種沒(méi)用的廢物 回來(lái)呀?”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇四
Dying in peace 安然死亡
Helen was on her deathbed ,
海倫躺在她臨終的病床上奄奄一息。
with her husband Jack at her side.
她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。
He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
他握著她冰冷的手，淚水靜靜地從他的臉上流下來(lái)。
Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"
她蒼白的嘴唇顫動(dòng)著。她說(shuō)：“杰克，”
Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Don't talk."
他很快就打斷說(shuō)：“噓，不要說(shuō)話。”
But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.
但是她堅(jiān)持要說(shuō)。她以疲憊的聲音說(shuō)：
"I have to talk.I must confess.”
“杰克，我一定要說(shuō)。我必須向你坦白。”
"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.
滿臉淚水的杰克說(shuō)：“沒(méi)什么好坦白的。
"It's all right.Everything's all right."
沒(méi)關(guān)系。一切都沒(méi)事。”
"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."
“不，不，我必須死得安心。我一定要坦白我對(duì)你不忠;紅杏出墻。”
Jack stroked her hand .
杰克撫摸著她的手。
"Now ,Helen,don't be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.
他啜泣著說(shuō)：“海倫 ，現(xiàn)在你不要擔(dān)心了。我全部都知道了。
"Why else would I poison you ?"
不然我為什幺要毒死你呀?"
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