英語好笑短笑話帶翻譯大全
笑話雖是一種敘事體裁,但也常有詩歌穿插其間,有的甚至干脆就以詩的形式表達(dá)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語好笑短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語好笑短笑話帶翻譯篇一
Insomnia 失眠
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
有一個男的去看醫(yī)生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。
The doctor gave him a thorough examination,
醫(yī)生給他做了一次完整的檢查，
found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,
完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，
and then told him,
然后告訴他;
"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you."
“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”
"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."
這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”
英語好笑短笑話帶翻譯篇二
Cute Harry 可愛的哈利
It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,
這是小哈利第一次停留在鄉(xiāng)下，
and feeding the chickens fascinated him.
并且喂食吸引他目光的小雞。
Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,
有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子里神氣 十足地昂首闊步，
feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.
得意地將羽毛很優(yōu)美地向外展開,
Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.
小哈利很興裔地，向屋內(nèi)沖，大聲叫他的奶奶來看……
"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.
他高聲地叫說：“喔，奶奶，快來看!快來看!”
"one of your chickens is in bloom!"
“你們家有一只雞開花羅!”
英語好笑短笑話帶翻譯篇三
Flowers 花
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for theoccasion.
有一家公司開幕，老板的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,
他們到達(dá)了新的公司地點(diǎn)，老板讀了卡片的 內(nèi)容：
"Rest in Place."
“安息吧”。
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
老板非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake
就在他告訴花店這項(xiàng)明顯的錯誤，
and how angry he was ,
以及他有多么生氣之后，
the florist replied,
花廟卻回答說：
"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,
“先生，我真的對于這項(xiàng)錯誤感到十分抱歉，
but rather than getting angry,
但是與其生氣，
you should imagine this :
你還不如應(yīng)當(dāng)想象
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
以下這個情況：今天有一個地方在舉行葬禮，
and they have flowers with a note saying,
他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：
‘Congratulations on your new location' "
‘恭喜新居落成!”’
英語好笑短笑話帶翻譯篇四
A case for the FBI 聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局的案件
The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"
聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局總部的電話響了。“ 喂?”
"Hello,is this FBI?"
“喂，是聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局嗎?…”
"Yes,What do you want?"
“是的，有何需要嗎.?”
"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."
“我打電話是要檢舉我的鄰居 湯姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”
"This will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.
“我們會嚴(yán)加注意的。”次日，聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局來到湯姆的家。
They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find nomarijuana,swear at Tom and leave .
他們搜查了存放木柴的庫房，把木柴劈成一塊一塊，沒有找到太麻，就對著湯姆口出穢言，然后離去。
The phone rings at Tom's house.
湯姆家的電話響了。
" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"
“喂，湯姆，聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局有來你家嗎?”
"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
“有呀”“他們‘有劈你們家的木柴嗎?”
"Yeah,they did."
“有呀，他們劈了呀”
"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."
“好了，現(xiàn)在換你打電話了，我的菜園需要犁一下啦。”
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