英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯
中國(guó)笑話是極為豐富的,歷史也是非常悠久的,并且很早就載錄于各種文獻(xiàn)以及笑話專集中。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇一
I'm Glad 我很高興
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
Well done. Who was that?
My granny.
Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.
Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!
【中文翻譯】
一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性?，F(xiàn)在，孩子們，她說(shuō)：你們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?
我，老師，一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō)：昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。
做得好，是誰(shuí)呢?
我奶奶。
好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō)：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō)：‘啊，我很高興!’
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇二
Never work again 決不放棄
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府機(jī)關(guān)員工在檔案柜里面發(fā)現(xiàn)一盞老舊的銅制油燈。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
當(dāng)他把它的灰塵除去的時(shí)候。有一個(gè)精靈出現(xiàn)了 ，并且同意他三個(gè)愿望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告訴精靈 “我現(xiàn)在馬上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .
砰!一瓶啤酒出現(xiàn)了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
這個(gè)人接著說(shuō)：“我想要到一個(gè)島上， 被甘心樂(lè)意的美女圍繞著。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰!他到了一個(gè)島上，被美女糾纏著對(duì)他獻(xiàn)殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
這家伙想著啊，這才是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永遠(yuǎn)都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰!他回到他在政府機(jī)關(guān)的 辦公桌前。
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇三
Climbing the Stairs 爬樓梯
Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together
比爾，吉姆，和史考特一起參加一場(chǎng)會(huì)議，
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.
并且在一棟七十五層摩天大樓的頂樓合住一間太套房.
After a long day of meetings
在一整天的會(huì)議之后，
they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken
他們非常驚訝地聽(tīng)說(shuō)他們飯店的電梯壞掉了，
and they would have to climb 75 flights stairs to get to their room.
他們必須要爬七十五層的一樓梯回到他們的房間。
Bill said to Jim and Scott,
比爾對(duì)吉姆和史考特說(shuō)，
Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting .
讓我們把精神集中在有趣的事情上，來(lái)打發(fā)這件令人不爽快又單調(diào) 乏味的苦差事。
I will tell jokes for 25 flights,
前二十五層我來(lái)說(shuō)笑話，
and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights ,
后二十五層吉姆可 以唱歌，
and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
剩下的路程史考特可以說(shuō)些悲哀的故事。
At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,
到了二十六層 ，比爾停止說(shuō)笑話，吉姆開(kāi)始唱歌。
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
到了五十一層，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特開(kāi)始說(shuō)些悲哀的敬事。
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
他說(shuō)：“首先 ，我要說(shuō)我最悲哀的故事，我把房間鑰匙留在車子里面了!”
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇四
I Wasn't Asleep ——(我沒(méi)有睡著)I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."我沒(méi)有睡著
當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒(méi)有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。
“沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇五
好孩子 A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”
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