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英語幽默笑話帶翻譯—教育階段

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英語幽默笑話帶翻譯—教育階段

  The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning".

  一天,工程系的主任走進一間教室說:“早上好。”

  The whole class chorused "Good Morning".

  全班同學(xué)異口同聲地回答:“早上好。”

  "Hi, you are freshmen1, aren't you?" he asked.

  “你們是大一新生吧?”主任問道。

  One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.

  班級里一個膽子比較大的同學(xué)問主任是如何知道的。

  "Well," he said. "When I say 'Good Morning' to a class, if they are freshmen they say 'Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores2, they quietly fold their papers away, and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say 'Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down."

  “嗯,”主任說,“當(dāng)我說‘早上好’的時候,假如是大一的新生,他們也一定會說‘早上好’的。假如他們是大二的學(xué)生,他們會輕輕地合上課本,然后集體看著我。大三的學(xué)生則會抱著書本,抬起頭看我一眼,然后又繼續(xù)讀書。大四的學(xué)生則根本無視我的存在,一直看著書。至于研究生班的學(xué)生,我向他們‘問早上’好,他們就會把這句話寫在筆記本上。”

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