英語幽默笑話帶翻譯—庸醫(yī)

　　A man walked into a doctor's examining room.

　　"Put out your tongue," the doctor said.

　　The man put out his tongue and the doctor said.

　　"O.K. You can put your tongue back now. " the doctor said. "It's clear4 what's wrong with you. You need more exercise."

　　一人走進(jìn)一家診所。

　　“伸出舌頭，”醫(yī)生說。

　　那人伸出舌頭，醫(yī)生很快地看了一下。

　　“好了，把舌頭縮回去吧。”醫(yī)生說，“你的病因很明顯。你需要更多的運(yùn)動(dòng)。”

　　“但是，醫(yī)生，”那人說，“我不認(rèn)為——”

　　“不要告訴我你認(rèn)為怎么樣，”醫(yī)生說，“我是醫(yī)生，不是你。我知道你需要什么。我看過數(shù)以百計(jì)的你這樣的病人。他們沒有一個(gè)人鍛煉過。他們整天坐在辦公室里，晚上就坐在電視機(jī)前。你所需要的是每天至少快跑20分鐘。”

　　"But, doctor," the man said. "I don't think--"

　　"Don't tell I me what you think, " the doctor said "I am the doctor, not you. I know what you need. I see hundreds of people like you. None5 of them get any exercise. They sit in offices all day and in front of the television6 in the evening. What you need is to walk quickly for atleast7 20 minutes a day."

　　"Doctor, you don't understand," the patient8 said "I -- "

　　"I don't want to hear any excuses," the doctor said. "You must find time for exercise. If you don't, you will get fat and have health9 problems10 when you are older."

　　"But I walk every day," the patient said.

　　"Oh, yes, and I know what kind of walking that is. You walk a few11 feet to the train station from your house, a few more feet from the station to your office, and a few more feet from your office to a restaurant for lunch and back. That's not real12 walking. I'm talking about a walk in the park for twenty minutes every day. "

　　"Please listen to me, doctor!" the patient shouted, getting angry with this doctor whothought13 he knew everything.

　　"I'm a mailman," the patient went on, "and I walk for seven hours every day."

　　For a moment the doctor was14 silent15, then he said quietly16, "Put your tongue out again, will you?"

　　“醫(yī)生，你不知道，”病人說，“我——”

　　“我不想聽任何理由。”醫(yī)生說，“你應(yīng)該抽出時(shí)間來運(yùn)動(dòng)。如果你不鍛煉，那么當(dāng)你老的時(shí)候，你就會(huì)變得很胖，并且有健康問題。”

　　“但我每天都走路的，”病人說。

　　“喔，是的。我知道那是一種怎樣的散步。你走幾英尺的路，從家到火車站，又走幾英尺從車站到辦公室，然后走幾英尺從辦公室到餐館去吃中飯?jiān)倩貋?。那不是真正的散步。我所說的是每天在公園里散步20分鐘。”

　　“請(qǐng)聽我說，醫(yī)生!”病人叫起來，對(duì)那位自以為什么都知道的醫(yī)生很生氣。

　　“我是一名郵遞員，”病人接著說，“我每天得走7小時(shí)的路。”

　　醫(yī)生悶在那里半天無語。然后他輕聲地說：“再把你的舌頭伸出來，行嗎?”