英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯
笑話一般不交待人物的來(lái)龍去脈,它所描寫(xiě)的事件與情節(jié),往往只是與表現(xiàn)主題有關(guān)的一個(gè)側(cè)面或片斷,它的諷刺效果是運(yùn)用多種引人發(fā)笑的藝術(shù)方法達(dá)到的。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯篇一
他真病了嗎 Is He Really ill
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance," yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
在一個(gè)炎熱的夏天，一位上了年紀(jì)的男子昏倒在街頭。一群人立刻圍了上去。
“給這個(gè)可憐的人一杯白蘭地吧。” 一位女士建議。
“給他一點(diǎn)治心臟病的藥。” 另外一個(gè)人說(shuō)。
“不，還是給他一些白蘭地，”那位女士堅(jiān)持說(shuō)。
“還是叫一輛救護(hù)車(chē)吧。” 有人叫道。
“一杯白蘭地。”
這時(shí)地上的那個(gè)人坐了起來(lái)，嚷著，“都閉嘴，就照那位好心的太太說(shuō)得去做!”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯篇二
Things Have Been Okay
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.
You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?
Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.
一切都正常
一對(duì)年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒(méi)有開(kāi)口說(shuō)話，他們對(duì)此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專(zhuān)家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有毛病。后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開(kāi)口了：媽媽?zhuān)姘窘沽恕?/p>
你說(shuō)話了!你說(shuō)話了!他母親叫了起來(lái)。我太高興了!但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?
哦，在這之前，那男孩說(shuō)，一切都很正常。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯篇三
Good news or Bad news?
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."
以為藝術(shù)家在一個(gè)畫(huà)廊辦了個(gè)展覽，他問(wèn)店主是否有人對(duì)他參展的畫(huà)感興趣。
“我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息。”店主回答。
“先告訴我好消息。”畫(huà)家要求道。
“好消息是一位紳士詢問(wèn)了你的作品，還問(wèn)它是否會(huì)在你死后增。我告訴他會(huì)的，然后他買(mǎi)下了你所有的15幅畫(huà)作。”
“那太棒了!”畫(huà)家驚嘆。“那么什么會(huì)是壞消息呢?”
店主想了想之后說(shuō)：“問(wèn)那個(gè)問(wèn)題的是你的醫(yī)生”。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯篇四
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問(wèn)。
"媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。"
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典小笑話加翻譯篇五
寧可不要的榮耀
An Unwelcome HonorA doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."
Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."
So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
一位醫(yī)生走進(jìn)醫(yī)院的病房，告訴強(qiáng)森先生：“我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息要告訴你。”
強(qiáng)森先生說(shuō)：“請(qǐng)先告訴我好消息吧!”
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字，來(lái)為一種不治之癥命名。”
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