英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯大全
英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯大全
笑話(huà)一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇一
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
中文翻譯
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"
英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇二
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
丈夫給妻子看了一項(xiàng)調(diào)查結(jié)果，為了向她證明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個(gè)字，而女人每天使用30000個(gè)。
妻子想了一會(huì)兒說(shuō)，女人每天說(shuō)的字?jǐn)?shù)是男人的兩倍，因?yàn)樗齻儽仨氈貜?fù)已經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)的話(huà)。
他問(wèn)："什么?"
英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇三
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
男孩：這個(gè)座位是空的么?
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。
英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇四
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。"他在哭。"
"沒(méi)事兒，媽媽?zhuān)?quot; 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。"
"他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?"
"是的。" "我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。"
英文幽默笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇五
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
路人甲對(duì)路人乙說(shuō)，"猜猜我兜里有幾個(gè)子兒?"
路人乙說(shuō)："我猜對(duì)了，你能給我一個(gè)不?"
路人甲說(shuō)："你要猜對(duì)了，我兩個(gè)全部給你!"
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