關(guān)于英文小笑話故事大全
關(guān)于英文小笑話故事大全
笑話由于其滑稽可笑的特點(diǎn)而為人們長(zhǎng)久以來(lái)所喜愛(ài)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英文小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇一
瞎子的判斷
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he
stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
從前有個(gè)瞎子。一天，他正在行路時(shí)踩著了一只正在睡覺(jué)的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來(lái)。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說(shuō)：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長(zhǎng)的。
關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇二
我沒(méi)有看到另外一塊
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
媽媽?zhuān)杭s翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心?，F(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?約翰尼：嗯，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜](méi)看到另外那塊。
關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇三
鉛筆
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關(guān)于英文小笑話故事大全
在二十世紀(jì)六十年代，美國(guó)和蘇聯(lián)正處于太空競(jìng)賽的白熱化階段，美國(guó)航空航天局決定研制一種圓珠筆，以便在太空艙重力為零的環(huán)境下仍然可以書(shū)寫(xiě)。經(jīng)過(guò)大量的研發(fā)工作，花費(fèi)了大約一百萬(wàn)美元的成本，太空筆終于研制出來(lái)了。那支筆果然可以在太空書(shū)寫(xiě)，在回到地球后，作為一樣新奇的小玩意兒也確實(shí)吸引了一些目光。而面臨著同樣難題的蘇聯(lián)，則選擇了一支鉛筆。
關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇四
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson:"But I want you to."
Wife:"But why?"
Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
譯文：
老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說(shuō)：“我死后,我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯.”
妻子說(shuō)：“不,在你死后,我不能嫁給任何人.”
約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做.”
妻子：“為什么?”
約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”
關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇五
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"
典獄長(zhǎng)對(duì)獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因?yàn)槊糠曛苣┑奶皆L日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或朋友來(lái)訪，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一個(gè)探訪日，典獄長(zhǎng)把喬治叫到辦公室說(shuō)：“喬治，我注意到從來(lái)沒(méi)有人來(lái)探望過(guò)你。”他滿懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒(méi)有任何朋友或家人嗎?” 喬治回答：“喔!當(dāng)然有，典獄長(zhǎng)，只不過(guò)他們?nèi)荚谶@里面!”
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