英語(yǔ)版的爆笑笑話大全
在民間文學(xué)的各種體裁中 ,民間笑話的材料很多 ,也是時(shí)下最為流行的民間敘事類型。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)版的爆笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)版的爆笑笑話篇一
他似乎懂了
While I was on a cruise to Mexico，one-of the director's assistants got off the ship for her usual five-mile walk.Bored with the same old scenery，she decided to try another route. Some time later she discovered that she didn't know how to get back to the ship. She,hailed a cab only to find that the driver didn't speak English. Trying to make him understand her needs，she pulled out a postcard of the ship from her, purse and showed it to him. "Si ! Si!"the driver exclaimed，knowingly. Then he took her to the post office.
在我去墨西哥的船上，一位董事的助手下了船，如同以往散步五公里。她已經(jīng)厭煩了那些舊景，決定走一條新路線。走了一會(huì)兒，她發(fā)現(xiàn)她找不到回船的路線了。她叫了一輛出租車，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)那司機(jī)不會(huì)講英語(yǔ)。為了讓司機(jī)明白她的意思，她從錢包里取出了一張印有船的明信片給司機(jī)看。那司機(jī)叫道:“斯，斯。”好像是明白了。然后，把她送到了郵局。
英語(yǔ)版的爆笑笑話篇二
夜察
My main responsibility as security inspector is checking on guards. One morning around three o'clock I made a surprise visit to a facility and found the guard sitting at a table with his arms folded in front of him as a pillow for his head.I cleared my throat，dropped my clipboard and rattled the trash csn, expecting him to wake up，startled and blearyeyed. No response. A few seconds later, he very calmly raised his head .looked heaven-ward and said，"Amen."
作為安全檢查員，我的主要責(zé)任是檢查那些值班人員。一次，大約在凌晨三點(diǎn)多時(shí)，我來(lái)到設(shè)備處，做了個(gè)突襲式檢查。我發(fā)現(xiàn)值班人坐在桌旁，頭枕著胳膊趴在桌上睡著了。我清了清嗓子，把我的記錄夾扔在了地上，踢了一下垃極桶，想把他喚醒，嚇?biāo)惶?，他睜開那雙怪松的睡眼，但并沒做出任何的反應(yīng)。幾秒鐘后，他非常鎮(zhèn)靜地抬起頭，望著天說(shuō):“阿門!”
英語(yǔ)版的爆笑笑話篇三
帽子遭殃
At the Italian restaurant where I work, I waited on a woman who was wearing an odd-looking straw hat. After I took her order，she went to the rest room, leaving the hat lying on the table. Thinking that she had gone，a busboy cleared and reset the table. The woman returned，looking puzzled，and asked a passing waiter，”Where's my hat? I left it right here!"It was then that I saw it—on another table,filled to the brim with hot rolls.
我在意大利餐館打工時(shí)，一次為一位女士服務(wù).她戴著一項(xiàng)古怪的草帽。她點(diǎn)了萊后，就去洗手間了，并把帽子放在了餐桌上。有位打雜的小伙子以為她走了，就清理了桌子，又重新擺置了餐具。那位女士回來(lái)了，看到這景象顯得很是迷惑不解。然后她問一個(gè)從她身邊經(jīng)過的服務(wù)員:“我的帽子哪兒去了，我就把它放在這兒了。”就在這時(shí)，我才看見她的
帽子在另一張桌子上。熱花卷堆到了帽沿邊口。
英語(yǔ)版的爆笑笑話篇四
十分嚴(yán)肅!
The day before my graduation from a high school in St.Louis，the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally，he explained，as he reviewed our years together. There was hardly a dry eye among us as he concluded，"We will remember you，and hope you will remember us;more importantly，we want all of you to meet in this very auditorium 25 years from today.”
我從圣·路易斯畢業(yè)的前一天，校長(zhǎng)召集我們開了個(gè)會(huì)。他想非正式地告別一下。當(dāng)他回顧起這些年大家在一起所度過的時(shí)光時(shí)，我們每個(gè)人都很激動(dòng)，眼睛都濕潤(rùn)了。他又情
緒激昂地說(shuō):“我們是不會(huì)忘記你們的，希望你們也不要忘記我們。我們要你們25年后的今天再來(lái)這里相聚。”
There was a moment of silence，then a thin voice piped up，"What time?"
一片寂靜，接著就聽見有人小聲說(shuō):“什么時(shí)間?"
英語(yǔ)版的爆笑笑話篇五
聽音樂倒垃圾
We had just arrived in Taiwan and were visiting with another American family. The children heard the music of an ice-cream truck and ran outside.”Thed're excited that our new country has the comforts of home，"I said.
我們和另一美國(guó)家庭一起來(lái)到臺(tái)灣觀光。孩子們聽到外面一輛裝有冰淇淋的卡車響了音樂時(shí)，他們立刻跑了出去。我說(shuō):“他們?yōu)樵诋悋?guó)他鄉(xiāng)找到了家鄉(xiāng)的音樂而興奮。”
"Actually," our host replied，”it's a trash truck. The music lets people know when it's time to bring out their garbage."
我們的主人這時(shí)說(shuō)了話:“事實(shí)上，那是一輛垃圾車。音樂只是被用來(lái)告訴人們什么時(shí)候該倒垃圾。”
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