笑不停的英語(yǔ)小笑話大全
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過(guò)幽默的文字或圖示來(lái)達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的笑不停的英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
笑不停的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
至少要買這些
My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount，I asked him if there was a special significance to buying 17 roses rather than the normal one or two dozen.
我丈夫可不是什么浪漫的人。所以，在結(jié)婚23周年紀(jì)念日那天，當(dāng)他送給我17支玫瑰時(shí)我感到很驚奇。我對(duì)這17的數(shù)字感到很好奇，于是就這問(wèn)我丈夫，不去買一打或兩打玫瑰，而是買17支玫瑰是否暗示著什么意義。
" No,"he answered.“that was the minimum amount that could be charged."
“沒(méi)什么特別的意義。”他答道:“再少人家就不賣了。”
笑不停的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
受賄有術(shù)
A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer pointed out that he could sell the car to the politician for.
一位名人想送一輛汽車給一位政治家。"您知道我是不能接受這輛汽車的.”政治家反對(duì)道。“那會(huì)被認(rèn)為是受埔。”那位身為汽車商的名人出了個(gè)主意說(shuō)他可以以20元的價(jià)錢把
這輛車賣給這位政治家。
“In that case,"replied the elected official，"I'll take two of them..”
政治家答道:“如果是這樣，那我買兩輛吧。”
笑不停的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
杰米健美多了
Immediately after my husband's company built a weight-lifting facility for its employees, he and a colleague of his，Jamie，joined the program. Although Jamie dropped out of the program，my husband continued faithfully. Several months later，a co-worker came up to him and expressed interest in weight training. My husband was flattered that someone had noticed the results of his dedicated effort,until the man exclaimed，"Yes，I just saw Jamie
and he looks great.”
我丈夫的公司為雇員購(gòu)置了一套舉重器材。不久，他和他的一位叫杰來(lái)的同事就參加了這個(gè)訓(xùn)練項(xiàng)目。盡管后來(lái)杰米退出了訓(xùn)練，可我丈夫始終不渝地堅(jiān)特訓(xùn)練。幾個(gè)月后，一位同事走到我丈夫身邊，說(shuō)他對(duì)舉重訓(xùn)練也很感興趁.我丈夫?yàn)橛腥俗⒁獾剿麍?jiān)持訓(xùn)練而感到很得意，直到那個(gè)同事感慨地說(shuō):“嘿，我剛才見(jiàn)到杰來(lái)了，他看止去好棒喲!”
笑不停的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
視而無(wú)睹
One afternoon a man came into the bank where my wife，Laura，is a teller. As he stood in the doorway wiping his eye glasses with a handkerchief , she asked if she could help him.
我的妻子勞拉，是名銀行的出納員。一天下午，一位男士來(lái)到了銀行，他站在門口用一塊手絹擦眼鏡。我妻子便問(wèn)他是否需要幫助。
"You're darned right.”he answered."Ever since I bought these glasses here, I haven't been able to see a thing."
“你說(shuō)得真他媽的對(duì)，”他氣憤極了，“自從我在你們這兒買了這副眼鏡后，我還沒(méi)看清過(guò)一件東西呢。”
"Sir，"Laura replied，"I believe you want the optical store next door."
“先生，”勞拉和氣地說(shuō):“我認(rèn)為隔璧的眼鏡店才是您妥找的地方。”
The man put his glasses on, looked around the bank and said，"I told you these glasses aren't any good:"
那個(gè)人戴上了眼鏡，朝四周看了看說(shuō):“我剛才不是說(shuō)了嗎，戴著這眼鏡，我什么也看不清。”
笑不停的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
誰(shuí)人不聰明
A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts.He requested my assistance in putting it into operation. At first，he handled most of the work, with rne just doing corrections and inputting data. Eventually, though, he asked me to help with the last phase of the training.
計(jì)算機(jī)公司的一名程序設(shè)計(jì)師為我們最大的一家財(cái)政部門設(shè)計(jì)了一些軟件。這位設(shè)計(jì)師要求我來(lái)協(xié)勸他完成這項(xiàng)工作。開(kāi)始時(shí)，他干著絕大部分的活，我只是干些改錯(cuò)、材抖
輸入的事。誰(shuí)知最后，他竟然讓我做培訓(xùn)工作。
When I sat down with one woman and told her I would be showing her how to make changes to the files，she sighed with relief.”I` m so glad you` re teaching instead of him.”Surprised，I replied that my colleague was far more experienced than I was.”Yes，”she said,”but I feel much more comfortable with you. I get real nervous around smart people."
我和一位女士坐了下來(lái)，我告訴她，我來(lái)教她怎樣進(jìn)行文件更改。這時(shí)，她松了一口氣說(shuō):“我真高興是你來(lái)教我，而不是他。”我很吃驚，我回答說(shuō)我的同事比我的經(jīng)驗(yàn)豐富得
多。她說(shuō):“沒(méi)錯(cuò)兒，但我跟你在一塊兒就不感到有壓力，在那些精明人面前我總感到膽怯.”
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