中英文笑話(huà)
中英文笑話(huà)
笑話(huà)幽默是一種十分常見(jiàn)的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，在日常生活中，它無(wú)處不在，起著十分重要的作用。作為一種獨(dú)特的娛樂(lè)方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放松心情、緩解疲勞，有利于身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的雙語(yǔ)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
雙語(yǔ)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇一
The Same Action Yields the Same Result相同的投資相同的結(jié)果
A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."
有兩個(gè)獵人包機(jī)前往一座森林，到了以后，他們和飛行員約定好兩周后來(lái)接。兩周后，他們射了許多動(dòng)物，而且打算把這些動(dòng)物全部搬上那架小飛機(jī)，可是飛行員說(shuō)：“這架飛機(jī)除了一頭野牛外，沒(méi)辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。” 獵人說(shuō)：“但是去年另一個(gè)飛行員開(kāi)一樣的飛機(jī)，就讓我們帶兩只水牛，還有一些其他的動(dòng)物上機(jī)!”
So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year." 因?yàn)樗麄冞@樣抗議，所以那個(gè)新飛行員想了一想后，盡管還是有點(diǎn)存疑，最后還是妥協(xié)說(shuō)：“好吧!如果去年可以做到，今年應(yīng)該也可以。”所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動(dòng)物。結(jié)果飛機(jī)起飛五分鐘后，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這3個(gè)人從飛機(jī)爬出來(lái)看了看四周，其中一個(gè)獵人對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“你認(rèn)為我們現(xiàn)在在哪兒?” 那個(gè)人瞧了一下，說(shuō)：“我想大概距離去年墜機(jī)的地方西邊一英哩遠(yuǎn)!”
雙語(yǔ)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇二
pig or witch 豬還是女巫
a man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. as they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!" the man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch(女巫)!!" they each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. if only men would listen.
一個(gè)男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車(chē)，一個(gè)女人相向駕車(chē)而來(lái)。他們相遇時(shí)，那個(gè)女的從窗中伸出頭來(lái)叫到：“豬!!”那個(gè)男的立即從窗中伸出頭來(lái)回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續(xù)前行。這個(gè)男的在下一個(gè)路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個(gè)男的能聽(tīng)懂那個(gè)女人的意思就好了。
雙語(yǔ)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇三
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
一個(gè)孩子求他爸爸，說(shuō)能不能今年為家里準(zhǔn)備一棵圣誕樹(shù)
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回答“我可不想為一棵樹(shù)付錢(qián)。”
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
但是小男孩不放棄的一直祈求，終于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接沖出了門(mén)。
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
30分鐘后，他爸爸帶著一棵超大的圣誕樹(shù)回到了加。他兒子問(wèn)：“你怎么會(huì)砍得那么快?”
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”
"I got it at a tree lot."
“我是從一個(gè)圣誕樹(shù)銷(xiāo)售中心拿的”
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
“那你為什么還要帶把斧子去呢?”
"Because I didn't want to pay."
“因?yàn)槲也幌敫跺X(qián)”
雙語(yǔ)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇四
圣誕老人知識(shí)有限
as we were putting out cookies for santa on christmas eve, i accidentally dropped one. "no problem," i said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "you can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "don’t worry. santa will never know." he shot me a look. "so he knows if i’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我們分發(fā)餅干時(shí)，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒(méi)關(guān)系。”我一邊說(shuō)，一邊撿起來(lái)，并在放回盤(pán)子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭(zhēng)論道。“別擔(dān)心，圣誕老人不會(huì)知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說(shuō)他知道我有沒(méi)有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過(guò)?”
雙語(yǔ)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇五
good lights 好燈
a customer walked into our store looking for christmas lights. i showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. i did, and each one lit up. "great," she said. i carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. but as i handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "i don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "it’s been opened."
一位顧客進(jìn)我們的商店買(mǎi)圣誕燈。我給她看了我們店里最好的牌子，但還需確認(rèn)一下燈泡是否正常。她讓我把燈泡從盒子里拿出來(lái)，然后通上電。我照做了。每一個(gè)燈泡都是正常的。她說(shuō):“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把這串圣誕燈放回盒子里?？僧?dāng)我把這一盒燈泡交給她時(shí)，她吃驚地看著我，突然說(shuō)：“我不要這一盒，它打開(kāi)過(guò)的。”
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