用英語(yǔ)寫(xiě)一個(gè)笑話(huà)并帶翻譯
在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話(huà)或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的用英語(yǔ)寫(xiě)一個(gè)笑話(huà)并帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
用英語(yǔ)寫(xiě)一個(gè)笑話(huà)并帶翻譯篇一
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一個(gè)小男孩跟小女孩說(shuō)：“你有沒(méi)有覺(jué)得班主任有點(diǎn)傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩說(shuō)：“我就是你口中所說(shuō)的傻班主任的女兒。”
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問(wèn)：“那你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩說(shuō)：“不知道。”
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口氣，說(shuō)道“真是謝天謝地啊。”
用英語(yǔ)寫(xiě)一個(gè)笑話(huà)并帶翻譯篇二
At Grandma's 在奶奶家過(guò)圣誕節(jié)
- Written by Tab Nettleton
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
兩個(gè)小男孩在奶奶家過(guò)平安夜，臨睡前，兩個(gè)小家伙跪在床邊禱告，弟弟便扯開(kāi)嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
我希望收到一輛自行車(chē)...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
還有一部任天堂游戲機(jī)....
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
還有新的錄像機(jī)
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他說(shuō)道：“你干嘛禱告得這么大聲，上帝又不是聾子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聾子，可是奶奶是啊”。
用英語(yǔ)寫(xiě)一個(gè)笑話(huà)并帶翻譯篇三
on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor. which one of them do you think picked it up?
answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級(jí)飯店一同等電梯，門(mén)還未開(kāi)前，三人同時(shí)看到地上有一張新臺(tái)幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰(shuí)會(huì)將它撿起?
答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因?yàn)榇蠹叶贾懒硗鈨烧卟⒉淮嬖凇?/p>
用英語(yǔ)寫(xiě)一個(gè)笑話(huà)并帶翻譯篇四
jesus's telly 耶穌的電視機(jī)
a child on christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. the manager, the shepherds, jesus and holy family wore duly admired.
"but what's that in the corner?" asked mother.
"oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫(huà)一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來(lái)供父母鑒賞。
他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。
“可是那個(gè)角落里是什么?”媽媽問(wèn)。
“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說(shuō)。
用英語(yǔ)寫(xiě)一個(gè)笑話(huà)并帶翻譯篇五
The thief and the judge法官與小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問(wèn)。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
“采購(gòu)圣誕節(jié)物品過(guò)早。”被告答。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購(gòu)物多早?”
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
在商店開(kāi)門(mén)之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。
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