最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風(fēng)趣的特點(diǎn),是一種深受人們喜愛(ài)的文體。有些笑話廣為流傳。人們笑過(guò)之后還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啟迪。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
Tooth extraction 拔牙
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"
"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."
“對(duì)不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!為什么?不是說(shuō)好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。”
最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? 那狗為什么看著我吃?
Guest1: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?
Hotel Host2: I can't imagine3, unless4 it's because you have the plate he usually eats from.
客人：你的狗為什么坐在那兒看著我吃飯?
旅館老板：我想不出，除非是因?yàn)槟阌玫氖撬綍r(shí)吃飯的盤(pán)子。
最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇三
Competition 競(jìng)賽
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?
Jon: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated1 in it?
Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
比爾：你從哪兒弄來(lái)的金表，喬?
喬：我賽跑贏的。
比爾：有多少人參加?
喬：三個(gè)人，一個(gè)警察，手表的主人和我!
最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇四
Mistake Her for Snow 誤以為是雪
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough.
你聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)那個(gè)女孩嗎?她那么擔(dān)心交通安全，總是在晚上穿著一身白衣服。去年冬天，她被一輛鏟雪車撞到了。
最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇五
The Third Operation 第三次手術(shù)
The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him and asked how he was getting along.
"Well," the patient began, "after my first operation they had to cut me open again. The doctor had to take out the sponge1 left in me." "But you got over it all right?"
"Oh, yes. Only I had another operation yesterday. They found that they had operated on the wrong part."
"Thank God. You're all right now, though," the friend said encouragingly.
At that time the doctor came in saying, "Has anyone seen my hat around here? I left it somewhere yesterday."
一位病人做完一個(gè)手術(shù)回到病房，他的朋友來(lái)看望他并問(wèn)他感覺(jué)怎么樣。
“哎，”這位病人說(shuō)，“第一次手術(shù)后他們又給我開(kāi)了一刀，因?yàn)獒t(yī)生要取出忘在我體內(nèi)的紗布.”“但是你挺過(guò)來(lái)了?”
“噢，是的，只是他們昨天又給我開(kāi)了一刀，因?yàn)樗麄儼l(fā)現(xiàn)開(kāi)刀開(kāi)錯(cuò)了地方。”
“感謝上帝，你現(xiàn)在總算沒(méi)事了 。”朋友安慰他說(shuō)。
正在這時(shí)醫(yī)生進(jìn)來(lái)說(shuō)：“誰(shuí)在這兒看見(jiàn)我的帽子了?我昨天把它忘在什么地方了。”
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