初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀
初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀
笑話是日常生活中常見(jiàn)的一種幽默。與一般日常會(huì)話不同,笑話刻意違反合作原則,由此衍生出會(huì)話含意,并利用會(huì)話含意之間的沖突實(shí)現(xiàn)其預(yù)定功能。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀篇一
Hours of consultation 診療時(shí)間
It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: "What is it?"
"I've been bitten by a dog," said the man painfully.
"Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation1 are between twelve and three?" said the doctor unpleasantly.
"I know," groaned2 the man, "but that confounded(困惑的) dog didn't know, It bit me at twenty past three."
下午三點(diǎn)半鐘時(shí)，醫(yī)生剛剛躺下想小睡一會(huì)兒，就聽(tīng)到有人大聲敲門(mén)。他起身問(wèn)門(mén)口的人：“什么事呀?”
門(mén)口那個(gè)人痛苦地說(shuō)：“我被狗咬了。”
醫(yī)生很不高興地說(shuō)：“哦，你不知道我診病的時(shí)間是12點(diǎn)到3點(diǎn)嗎?”
那個(gè)人呻吟著說(shuō)：“我知道，可是那只該死的狗不知道。它在3點(diǎn)20分咬了我。”
初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀篇二
A little boy's age 一個(gè)小男孩的年齡
One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.
A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs to greet the visitor, the minister cordially(誠(chéng)摯地) asked the boy, "How old are you, my little man?"
"I am five at home, six in school, and four on the cars," replied the boy frankly1.
有一天，一位牧師去訪問(wèn)他的新教區(qū)里的一戶人家。
一個(gè)小男孩正在客廳里玩。在他母親下樓來(lái)招待客人之前，牧師很親切地問(wèn)他：“小家伙，你幾歲啦?”
男孩很坦率地回答說(shuō)：“在家里5歲，在學(xué)校里6歲，在電車(chē)上是4歲。”
初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀篇三
I'll Change My Name 我會(huì)改一個(gè)名字
At the age of 16, Edely decided1 to leave home and join a theater company. His father wasappalled2(驚駭?shù)?, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed3. "What if the neighbors find out?"
"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. "
"Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"
埃迪十六歲了，他決定離開(kāi)家去參加一個(gè)劇團(tuán)。他的爸爸氣壞了。 “讓我的兒子上舞臺(tái)演戲?真丟臉!”他大叫道，“鄰居們知道了怎么想?”
“我會(huì)改一個(gè)名字。”這位未來(lái)的滑稽演員主動(dòng)提出。
“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫著，“那如果你出了名怎么辦?怎么讓鄰居們知道你就是我的兒子呢?”
初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀篇四
Thinking Back 回憶
We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving1 up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound2 to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"
Mother looked around at us all and said, "Well, where did you want to me to stop?"
我們總共十個(gè)人，聚在一起祝賀已成為寡婦的媽媽的八十歲生日。談的話題是我們家早年的艱辛，走著去上班，在“新衣會(huì)”里存錢(qián)準(zhǔn)備買(mǎi)衣裳。這時(shí)我姐姐說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然，我們的生活沒(méi)法子不艱難，因?yàn)槲覀兗液⒆犹嗔?。媽媽?zhuān)鸀槭裁匆@么多的孩子呢?”
媽媽看了我們一圈說(shuō)：“那么，你想讓我在哪兒停住呢?”
初中英語(yǔ)版短篇笑話閱讀篇五
Lecture on Giving up Drinking 戒酒演講
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding1. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal2(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行，一個(gè)演講者動(dòng)情地說(shuō)：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系，甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開(kāi)自己的丈夫……”
這時(shí)一個(gè)男人大聲喊：“再來(lái)一瓶白蘭地!”
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