英語對(duì)話笑話1到2分鐘
笑話,不同文化背景的人的反應(yīng)有時(shí)是不同的,甚至?xí)厝幌喾?。究其原?是說話雙方?jīng)]有真正理解對(duì)方的文化。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的1到2分鐘英語對(duì)話笑話，歡迎閱讀!
1到2分鐘英語對(duì)話笑話篇一
The Bus is too crowded 車太擠
"Hey, let me get on." a man shouted at the passengers2 on the bus.
"It's too crowded3. You had4 better wait for the next bus." a passenger1 said5 to him.
"But you can't go without me. I'm the driver." the man said.
“喂，讓我上車!”那位男士向公交車上的乘客喊道。
“車太擠了，你最好等下一輛。”一位乘客對(duì)他說。
“但是沒有我你們走不了，我是司機(jī)!”那位男士說道。
1到2分鐘英語對(duì)話笑話篇二
Imitate Birds 模仿鳥兒
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime1 a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺(tái)劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”負(fù)責(zé)人問。
“模仿小鳥，”那人說。
“你在開玩笑吧?”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
1到2分鐘英語對(duì)話笑話篇三
Elephant Sandwich 大象三明治
The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay customs duties a product.
"Have no." The traveller answers a way.
"Are you affirmative to have no?"
"Certainly."
"So what's the matter with the elephant with bread slices clipping2 on its ears?"
"Sir, it's completely my own business to clip1 things in my sandwich!"
海關(guān)官員攔住一位旅客，并問他是否帶有應(yīng)報(bào)關(guān)物品。
“沒有。”旅客答道。
“您肯定沒有么?”
“當(dāng)然。”
“那么你身后的這頭耳朵上夾著面包片的大象是怎么回事?”
“先生，我的三明治里夾什么東西完全是我自己的事!”
1到2分鐘英語對(duì)話笑話篇四
Luggage 行李
A businessman was having a tough time lugging1 his lumpy(粗笨的), oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overheadbin2. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
"No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!"
一個(gè)商人拖著他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大號(hào)旅行袋登上飛機(jī)，真夠費(fèi)勁的。 在一位機(jī)務(wù)乘員的幫助下， 他終于設(shè)法將旅行袋進(jìn)了頭頂上的行李箱。“您總是攜帶這么重的行李?”她嘆息道。
“再也不會(huì)了，”那人說道，“下次，我待在旅行袋內(nèi)，我的同伴買票!”
1到2分鐘英語對(duì)話笑話篇五
Seeking to survive 求生
A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided1 to tell him the truth.
He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know the facts, so I should tell you that you are very sick now. Do you want somebody to come to see you?"
"Yes," the sick man answered in a very feeble voice. "Who is it?" asked the doctor. The patient replied in a slightly stronger tone, "Another doctor".
有個(gè)病人快要死了，醫(yī)生決定對(duì)他講實(shí)話。
他看著病人：“我想你會(huì)希望知道實(shí)際情況的，所以我應(yīng)該告訴你，你已經(jīng)病得很重了?，F(xiàn)在你希望有什么人來看你嗎?”
“有啊，”病人回答，聲音十分微弱。醫(yī)生問：“誰呢?”這時(shí)病人稍微重了一點(diǎn)的口氣回答說：“另一位醫(yī)生。”
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