用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀
用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀篇一
Who is talking
An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, "Hello!"
There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didn't recognize the voice of the high general commander in chief. He said, "Hello! Are you okay? Are you all right? What's up, doc? We should go out drinking again sometime. All right?
So the general shouts at the top of his voice, "Do you know who are you talking with? Shut up!"
Suddenly, it was quiet for a long time at the other end of the line. Then he asked, "Who is it? Who's speaking?".
The general said, "I'm the General, Commander in Chief of your unit."
There was a longer pause, greater silence; and the other end said, "Do you recognize who's speaking to you also?"
The general said, "No, who are you?" The soldier said, "Oh, very lucky for me that you didn't! Good bye!"
有一位將軍，打電話到另一個(gè)地方給他下屬的一個(gè)單位，要和某個(gè)人通話，他說(shuō)：“喂!”
在電話另一端的是一個(gè)士官之類的人，他聽(tīng)不出這位總司令的聲音，他說(shuō)：“喂，你好嗎?發(fā)生了什么事啊?我們找時(shí)間一起出去喝酒吧!”
這個(gè)將軍在電話里拉開(kāi)嗓門大吼：“你知道你在跟誰(shuí)說(shuō)話嗎?住嘴!”突然間，電話的另一端安靜了好長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間，然后才聽(tīng)到士兵開(kāi)口問(wèn)：“是誰(shuí)在說(shuō)話?”
將軍說(shuō)：“我是你們單位的總司令。”
又是一個(gè)更長(zhǎng)的沉默，然后另一端說(shuō)話了：“你聽(tīng)得出是誰(shuí)在跟你說(shuō)話嗎?”將軍說(shuō)：“不知道，你是誰(shuí)?”
這名士兵說(shuō)：“喔，你不知道，我太幸運(yùn)了，再見(jiàn)!”
用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀篇二
Who is my father
A child aged seven or eight ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, "Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father. He is dying!" The policemen therefore rushed to the scene with the child. They indeed saw two men fighting with one another. The policeman said, "Which one is your father?"
The child answered, "I also do not know who is my father, that's why they are fighting."
有一個(gè)叫阿達(dá)的小孩，七、八歲，匆匆的跑到警察局，說(shuō)：“哎呀!警察，請(qǐng)你們趕快來(lái)，有人在我家那邊打我爸爸，快打死了!”警察就趕快沖，跟著小孩子跑回來(lái)，果然看到有兩個(gè)男人在那邊互相打架。那個(gè)警察說(shuō)：“哪一個(gè)是你的爸爸?”
小孩說(shuō)：“我也不知道誰(shuí)是我爸爸，所以他們兩個(gè)才打起來(lái)。”
用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀篇三
Hospital for the first time
At age of , granddad went to hospital for the first time. "What is this?" he asked as he held up the bell cord they had fastened to his pillow.
"That's the bell, Granddad." I replied.
He pulled it several times, then remarked, "I don't hear it ringing."
"Oh, it doesn't ring," I explained. "It turns on a light in the hall for the nurse."
"Well!" he replied indignantly. "If the nurse wants a light on in the hall, she can turn it on herself."
爺爺在歲的時(shí)候，第一次住進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。“這是干什么用的?”他抓起系在枕頭旁邊的呼叫鈴的繩子問(wèn)道。
“那是拉鈴用的，爺爺。”我回答說(shuō)。
他拉了幾下問(wèn)：“我怎么聽(tīng)不到鈴響呀?”
“哦，不是它響，”我解釋道，“你一拉這根繩子，護(hù)士值班室的燈就亮了。”
“原來(lái)如此!”他憤怒地說(shuō)，“如果護(hù)士想開(kāi)燈的話，她完全可以自己動(dòng)手嘛。”
用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀篇四
How About the Kitchen?How About the Kitchen?
Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before.
Helen said, “How about the kitchen?”
杰克對(duì)他的妻子海倫說(shuō)，他想去以前從沒(méi)到過(guò)的地方度假。
海倫說(shuō)：“去廚房怎么樣?”
用英文寫的笑話故事閱讀篇五
Fast Asleep
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep(熟睡的). Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
我的同事有好幾小時(shí)不見(jiàn)人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最后老板發(fā)現(xiàn)，他正在睡大覺(jué)。沒(méi)叫醒他，老板悄無(wú)聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個(gè)紙條。“睡覺(jué)時(shí)”，條上寫著，“你是我的員工，醒來(lái)你就不是了。”
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