中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
默與笑話作為人們調(diào)侃、娛樂或諷刺的一種方式,是能供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性藝術(shù)化的語(yǔ)言形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
Only a few words 幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)詞
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger(行兇搶劫者) but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.
What words do you know?
Your purse or your life!
法庭上法官正審問一個(gè)搶劫犯，由于該犯是一個(gè)不會(huì)說(shuō)英語(yǔ)的外國(guó)人，審問很困難。你一點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)都不會(huì)說(shuō)嗎?法官問。我只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)詞，搶劫犯回答。
你會(huì)說(shuō)哪幾個(gè)詞?
你是要錢還是要命!
中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
An Ugly Woman 丑女
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
麥克：一次舞會(huì)上，當(dāng)大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時(shí)，她非常尷尬。 瑪麗：為什么會(huì)那樣呢? 麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具。
中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇三
Time is money 時(shí)間就是金錢
As the taxi came to a screeching(尖叫) halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
"Look, the digits in the meter(儀表) are still running when the car has stopped, "Ipointed at the meter.
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
當(dāng)出租車在遇到紅燈急剎車時(shí)，我問司機(jī)：“你同意‘時(shí)間就是金錢’這種說(shuō)法嗎?”
“哦，這是一個(gè)普遍說(shuō)法。在這個(gè)問題上，誰(shuí)會(huì)在意那么多呢?”司機(jī)回答說(shuō)。
“看，在車已經(jīng)停止的情況下，里程表上的數(shù)字還在跑。”我指著里程表說(shuō)。
“哦，是的。你說(shuō)的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時(shí)間對(duì)我們倆來(lái)說(shuō)都是金錢。”司機(jī)補(bǔ)充說(shuō)。
中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇四
I wasn't dead 我還沒死
A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
一個(gè)年輕人昏死了過去，但是當(dāng)他的朋友們要掩埋他的時(shí)候卻又蘇醒過來(lái)。他的一個(gè)朋友問他死的感覺是怎樣的。
“死!”他喊道“我并沒有死，我知道我沒死，因?yàn)槲业哪_是涼的，而我又很餓。”
“你怎么能肯定你沒死?”
“當(dāng)然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不會(huì)覺得餓;如果我下到地獄，那我的腳就不會(huì)是涼的了。”
中英文對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇五
I was the foreman 我是領(lǐng)班
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
"Why did the foreman(領(lǐng)班) fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in theirpockets watching everybody else work."
"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"
"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
皮特告訴他的朋友他剛剛丟掉了工作。
“為什么領(lǐng)班會(huì)開除你?”朋友詫異地問。
“哦，”皮特說(shuō)，“你知道領(lǐng)班是什么樣的人。他們總是把手插在口袋了，站在旁邊看其他人工作。”
“我們知道是這樣。”朋友回答說(shuō)。“但是為什么他會(huì)讓你走?”
“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都認(rèn)為我是領(lǐng)班。”
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