英文的小笑話
幽默語(yǔ)言作為幽默的主要表現(xiàn)形式在我們的生活中很常見(jiàn)。言語(yǔ)幽默是語(yǔ)言的精粹,在日常生活中言語(yǔ)幽默的應(yīng)用使人們?cè)谛β曋袉⒌纤枷?交流感情,拉近彼此的距離。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀篇一
Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你造成的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅館大廳里，一個(gè)非常瘦的人遇到了一個(gè)非常胖的人。 胖子說(shuō)：“看你的樣子，可能有過(guò)饑荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答說(shuō)，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀篇二
Did You Know Him 你認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?
Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.
在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問(wèn)他讀書(shū)期間，某位副校長(zhǎng)是否也在職。
當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎?
有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀篇三
Knife and Drum 刀和鼓
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
媽：他爸，我怎么覺(jué)得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節(jié)時(shí)給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。
爸：為什么?
媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問(wèn)他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀篇四
An Essential Correction 實(shí)質(zhì)性的糾正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
沃爾特：我吃了什么?
老師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯(cuò)了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀篇五
That's what I want to find out
We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? Well, I don't know. Does he bite? That's what I want to find out.
我們又得到了一只新狗，你要過(guò)來(lái)和他玩玩嗎? 哦， 我不知道。他咬人嗎? 這正是我想要知道的。
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