英語(yǔ)版笑話
幽默和笑話有概念上的區(qū)別,笑話是滑稽言談本身,幽默在這里則被作為心智和性情層面上的概念來(lái)看待。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)幽默小短文，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)幽默小短文篇一
Who's better stisfied? 誰(shuí)更滿足?
A person with six children or a person with million, who is better satisfied? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with million wants more. 一個(gè)有六個(gè)孩子的人和一個(gè)有600萬(wàn)美元的人，誰(shuí)更滿足?為什么? 當(dāng)然是有六個(gè)孩子的那個(gè)，因?yàn)橛?00萬(wàn)美元那個(gè)還想要得更多。
英語(yǔ)幽默小短文篇二
How Did You Ever Get Here
How Did You Ever Get Here
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎樣回來(lái)的?
一個(gè)冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來(lái)上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步。”
老板狐疑地看著他，“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來(lái)的?”
“后來(lái)我決定放棄，”他說(shuō)，“然后我就往家里走。”
英語(yǔ)幽默小短文篇三
Charge for Bread and Butter
Charge for Bread and Butter
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英語(yǔ)版笑話
Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this 0 bill for? We never ordered any legal services."
Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter."
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英語(yǔ)版笑話
面包和黃油費(fèi)
幾年前，我當(dāng)律師的爸爸帶我去紐約的一家高檔餐館。帳單上來(lái)時(shí)，上面有1.5美元的面包和黃油費(fèi)。爸爸付了帳，連同面包和黃油的收費(fèi)一齊付了。但是第二天，他給餐館寄了一封信，說(shuō)那項(xiàng)收費(fèi)是沒(méi)有道理的，隨信還寄上了一張500美元的法律服務(wù)機(jī)構(gòu)的收費(fèi)單。
餐館馬上打來(lái)電話，問(wèn)道：“這500美元的收費(fèi)單是怎么回事?我們從來(lái)沒(méi)有要什么法律機(jī)構(gòu)的服務(wù)。”
爸爸答道，“我也從來(lái)沒(méi)有要什么面包和黃油。”
那1.5美元立即就寄了回來(lái)。
英語(yǔ)幽默小短文篇四
Plagiarism 抄襲
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized(剽竊，抄襲) term paper. He summoned(傳喚) the student to his office. "This isn't your work." he said. "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.
"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.
My friend smiled and show him the paper. Circled in red was: "Also see article on communism."
我有個(gè)朋友在圣路易斯的華盛頓大學(xué)教歐洲歷史，他說(shuō)有一次他發(fā)現(xiàn)了一篇抄襲的學(xué)期論文。他把那個(gè)學(xué)生叫到了辦公室。“這不是你寫的，”他說(shuō)，“有人幫你從百科全書(shū)上原封不動(dòng)地打印了下來(lái)。”
“你沒(méi)有證據(jù)。”那學(xué)生氣急敗壞地說(shuō)。
我朋友笑了，他把論文拿給他看。用紅筆圈出來(lái)的是：“也可參閱共產(chǎn)主義一文。”
英語(yǔ)幽默小短文篇五
Perseverance is a virtue
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on itsinefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is avirtue."
獲取研究生學(xué)位多年以后，我回到位于賓翰頓的紐約州立大學(xué)當(dāng)教員。一天，電梯里很擁擠，有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說(shuō)自我在那里當(dāng)學(xué)生起，20年來(lái)電梯一直沒(méi)有換過(guò)。
最后當(dāng)電梯門打開(kāi)時(shí)，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回過(guò)頭來(lái)我看到一位年長(zhǎng)的修女正在朝我微笑。“你會(huì)拿到學(xué)位的，親愛(ài)的，”她低聲說(shuō)道：“堅(jiān)持不懈是一種美德。”
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