爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話
幽默與笑話作為人們調(diào)侃、娛樂或諷刺的一種方式,是能供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性藝術(shù)化的語(yǔ)言形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
Excellent Skills 絕妙的技巧
Excellent Skills
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
絕妙的技巧
我的朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來(lái)幫他們搬行李。無(wú)奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。
一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來(lái)到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說(shuō)道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
I'd rather buy a gift 我寧愿買一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
我寧愿買一件禮物
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關(guān)系”，他說(shuō)，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)
The Mean Man's Party
The notorious(聲名狼藉的，臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小氣鬼) finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部，扶手) . When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)
一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”
“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
Visual training 視力訓(xùn)練
Visual Training
The squad(班，小隊(duì)) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遙遠(yuǎn)的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, butunhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：
"Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."
"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
視力訓(xùn)練
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來(lái)數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
Sunset 日落
Sunset
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國(guó)外學(xué)過畫畫。 朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國(guó)還從來(lái)沒有見過這樣的日落。
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