很短的英語笑話閱讀大全
英語笑話并不是中文笑話的翻版,因?yàn)槊鎸ν粍t笑話,有可能外國人哈哈大笑而中國人卻無動(dòng)于衷,英語笑話中的幽默其實(shí)也是我們?nèi)谌肓硪环N文化的窗口。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的很短的英語笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
很短的英語笑話閱讀篇一
Running a red light 闖紅燈
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."
兩個(gè)男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機(jī)呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干嗎這樣做?”司機(jī)說：“別擔(dān)心，我兄弟經(jīng)常這么干。”
They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).
又遇一紅燈，司機(jī)依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機(jī)猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。
The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧?剛才闖了兩個(gè)紅燈，現(xiàn)在綠燈了你倒停了。”
The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司機(jī)回答：“我兄弟可能會從那邊過來。”
很短的英語笑話閱讀篇二
They are directly from America 它們是從美國直接帶來的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認(rèn)真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”
很短的英語笑話閱讀篇三
"Pull over" and "pull-over" 靠邊?套頭衫?
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
警察看到一個(gè)女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣。警察走近她，說道：“把車貼邊。”
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
女人說：“不是，是一雙襪子!”
Note:
pull over 作動(dòng)詞的時(shí)候意思是靠岸、開到路邊;做名詞的時(shí)候是套頭衫。
很短的英語笑話閱讀篇四
Saving Lives
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
救人
在圣路易斯的一所醫(yī)學(xué)院預(yù)科大學(xué)，學(xué)生必須修一門很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個(gè)特別復(fù)雜的概念，一個(gè)學(xué)生粗魯?shù)卮驍嗨脑挘瑔柕溃?ldquo;為什么我們一定要學(xué)這種東西?”
“為了救人。”教授很快回答，繼續(xù)講課。幾分鐘后，那個(gè)學(xué)生再次大聲堅(jiān)持：“那么物理怎么救人呢?”教授回答：“它通常可以把你這種笨蛋趕出醫(yī)學(xué)院。”
很短的英語笑話閱讀篇五
What soldiers?
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?
什么士兵?
妻子：親愛的!快看那些士兵，他們看經(jīng)過的那位漂亮女郎都看得發(fā)呆了。
丈夫：士兵?什么士兵?
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