2016最新超級(jí)爆笑經(jīng)典冷笑話
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語(yǔ)言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂(lè)或諷刺。它是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會(huì)密切相關(guān)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的2016最新超級(jí)爆笑經(jīng)典冷笑話，歡迎閱讀!
2016最新超級(jí)爆笑經(jīng)典冷笑話篇一
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問(wèn)。
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。”
2016最新超級(jí)爆笑經(jīng)典冷笑話篇二
A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。
這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇埃湓诤蟆?/p>
2016最新超級(jí)爆笑經(jīng)典冷笑話篇三
Prepare Yourself
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
自己做好準(zhǔn)備
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備。”
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”
2016最新超級(jí)爆笑經(jīng)典冷笑話篇四
Part-time Job
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
"How was your first day?" I asked.
"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"
"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"
業(yè)余工作
我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級(jí)時(shí)，在一家超級(jí)市場(chǎng)找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。
“第一天感覺(jué)如何?”我問(wèn)。
“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”
由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問(wèn)道：“你跟他們說(shuō)了些什么?”
“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝?”
2016最新超級(jí)爆笑經(jīng)典冷笑話篇五
丈夫的休息日
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.
丈夫正在過(guò)休息日，他看著我在屋子里來(lái)回奔忙。
I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing, washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts.
我撿起他在臟衣服，將他工作時(shí)穿的鞋子放到一邊，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時(shí)放在旁邊放爆米花的碗，洗早餐的盤(pán)子，擦去他濺出的咖啡，熨他的襯衣。
Seeing a thoughtful look on his lace, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.
看到他臉上若有所思的神情，我想他是不是開(kāi)始意識(shí)到他給我添了許多不必要的麻煩，也許他還會(huì)幫幫忙呢!“給你一分錢，告訴我你在想什么?”
"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."
“我在想，”他回答道，“你總能找到辦法使自己忙個(gè)不停。這一點(diǎn)我很喜歡。”
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