關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話
圣誕節(jié)是西方最重要的節(jié)日,起源于對耶穌基督的紀念。下面是學習啦小編帶來的關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話篇一
If you have not received my Christmas present, it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole! Bu Bu it fast! !
中文：如果你今天沒收到我的圣誕禮物，那一定是因為--你的襪子有個大洞! 快補補吧!!
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話篇二
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話篇三
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話篇四
Bring me the winner (給我那個打贏的吧)
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話篇五
My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, "What time does Jesus get here?"
我妻子第一次帶我們?nèi)龤q大的孩子去教堂。在彌撒曲開始前我們等了很久，孩子等的不耐煩了，轉(zhuǎn)向媽媽問：“耶穌什么時候來這里?”
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話篇六
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
綿羊在圣誕節(jié)會對其它同伴說什么?
Merry Christmas to ewe(發(fā)音同you)!
母羊圣誕節(jié)快樂。(祝你圣誕節(jié)快樂)
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話篇七
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
為什么圣誕節(jié)都要吃大餐?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
因為你就可以說“吃得快樂”
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