關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話
關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話
幽默與笑話是人們生活中的精神樂(lè)趣,是人們智慧與文化的結(jié)晶。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
高爾夫球手(雙語(yǔ))
Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on ananthill.
從前有個(gè)高爾夫球手，他把球打到了一座蟻丘上。
Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it whereit lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt andsand and ants exploded from the spot. Everythingmoved but the golf ball. It sat on the same spot.
他沒(méi)有移動(dòng)球的位置，而是決定就地?fù)羟?。于是他使勁一揮球桿，塵土和著螞蟻，四處飛揚(yáng)。所有的東西都動(dòng)了，除了那只球，它呆在原地，一動(dòng)沒(méi)動(dòng)。
So he tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sandants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.
于是，他準(zhǔn)備再次出擊。又是一陣塵土飛揚(yáng)，螞蟻們也再次跟著遭殃。而高爾夫球還是紋絲不動(dòng)。
Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other. "Whoa! What are we going to do?"
兩只螞蟻幸免于難，一只暈暈乎乎地對(duì)另一只說(shuō)：“哇，我們?cè)趺崔k啊?”
Said the other ant, "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."
另一只螞蟻說(shuō)：“我不知道你怎么想，但是我準(zhǔn)備爬到那只球上去。”
關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
咬到舌頭了
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked hismother.
“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問(wèn)它的母親。
"Yes, dear," she replied, "Why do you ask?"
“是的，親愛(ài)的，”她回答說(shuō)，“你問(wèn)這個(gè)干什么?”
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”
關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
豬和培根
The first time a pig tastes bacon.
當(dāng)豬第一次嘗到培根。
Serioulsy! This is soooo good! Now I understand why they kill us ! It makes so much sense!
說(shuō)真的這太好吃了!現(xiàn)在我理解為什么他們要宰我們了，這樣才意義。
關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in theclass. Today he sleeps again.
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。今天他又睡著了。
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken1.
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說(shuō)。
"No one is laughing."
“沒(méi)有人在笑呀。”
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
“不，不是我。我沒(méi)有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是個(gè)好孩子。”老師為此感到滿意。
關(guān)于非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
換個(gè)工作
The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt hispulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same oldstory, my friend. Too much confinement. Do notdeny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise.Walk, Walk."
醫(yī)生看了看病人的舌頭，號(hào)了號(hào)脈。 敲了敲他地胸部，說(shuō)道：“還是老問(wèn)題，朋友， 運(yùn)動(dòng)量太小，不要否認(rèn)這個(gè)事實(shí)。你需要大量的戶外運(yùn)動(dòng)。 走路。 走路。 ”
"But, doctor..."
“不過(guò)，醫(yī)生……”
"Don't argue with me. I am the doctor. Take myadvice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. That's the only thing that will cure you."
“不要同我爭(zhēng)辯，我是醫(yī)生。遵照我的囑咐，走10倍于你現(xiàn)在所走的路，這是治愈你的疾病地唯一方法。 ”
"But my business..."
“然而我的工作是……”
"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get achance to walk more. What is your business?"
“這正是問(wèn)題所在。你的工作!好吧，換一個(gè)工作。 這樣一來(lái)，你就有機(jī)會(huì)多走動(dòng)了。 你是干什么的?”
"I'm a letter-carrier."
“我是一名郵遞員。 ”
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