讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話,是民間文學(xué)中的一朵奇葩,具有語(yǔ)言詼諧、故事生動(dòng)、短小精悍的特點(diǎn)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
狗為什么看著我?
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch meeat?
客人：你的狗為什么坐在那兒看著我吃飯?
Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from.
旅館老板：我想不出，除非是因?yàn)槟阌玫氖撬綍r(shí)吃飯的盤(pán)子。
讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.
首席執(zhí)行官：我妻子使我成了一個(gè)百萬(wàn)富翁。
Assistant: What were you before?
助手：以前你是什么?
CEO: A multimillionaire.
首席執(zhí)行官：千萬(wàn)富翁。
讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇三
你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention howunfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。
He arrived in New York City a week ago and barelyknew his way around. What's more, he only speaks afew words of English."
他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢包給我!"
讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇四
又要結(jié)婚了
"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”
“這么說(shuō)，你又要請(qǐng)一天假，”老師怒氣沖沖地對(duì)他的學(xué)生湯姆說(shuō)，“我倒想知道你這次找什么借口。你已經(jīng)請(qǐng)了四次假說(shuō)去參加你爺爺?shù)脑岫Y。”
Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”
湯姆回答說(shuō):“今天是我奶奶再次舉行婚禮。”
讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇五
Does He Bite 它咬人嗎?
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過(guò)來(lái)和他玩一會(huì)嗎?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?
里基：這正是我想要查明的。
讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇六
The child and his mother
孩子和媽媽
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
一個(gè)孩子好奇的問(wèn)媽媽：“媽咪，為什么你的頭發(fā)有的變灰白了?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
媽媽想利用這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)好好教育教育她的孩子：“因?yàn)槟惆。瑢氊?。每次你不?tīng)話，我就會(huì)有一根頭發(fā)變灰白的。”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
孩子天真的回答：“現(xiàn)在我知道為什么外祖母頭上只有灰白的頭發(fā)了。”
讓人抓狂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇七
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?
保姆: 約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你新生的小妹妹?
Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
約翰尼: 她還可以，但要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一個(gè)新生的小妹妹。現(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在跟他學(xué)了。
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